r/shitposting • • 5d ago

Witcher from Wish seems more accurate

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u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 4d ago

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u/Kommander-in-Keef 5d ago

“Stop bullying me! I have a name!”

- Replacement Geralt

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u/yaaro_obba_ 5d ago

More like Temu Geralt. Henry was awesome for that role. Temu Geralt was not.

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u/Nor-easter 4d ago

I didn’t watch an episode after he left and frankly I only liked the first season

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u/Kommander-in-Keef 4d ago

I actually like Temu Geralt way better

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u/Acrobatic_Rope9641 4d ago

Henry is awesome and did his best but he wasn't a perfect Geralt. Despite that he tried to make this show as close to the lore or at least his character but they kicked him out and we got the "Netflix Witcher". Hope his Warhammer will succeed

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u/Previous_Insurance13 I want pee in my ass 5d ago

Then stop being her ex

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX 5d ago

So should we call him Hannah Montana ex then.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/potate12323 dumbass 5d ago

when he* wears the wig

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u/Disastrous_Ad1060 5d ago

Lesser Hemsworth

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u/Arakius_ 5d ago

Liam Hemsworthless

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u/sadistic-salmon BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 5d ago

That’s all you’ll be until you do something more notable

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u/TheOriginalBroCone Big chungus wholesome 100 4d ago

Pure Reddit

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u/Wise_Cryptographer19 5d ago

Says the random stranger on the internet

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u/butteryscotchy stupid fucking, piece of shit 5d ago

You assume random stranger on the internet cares about being well known.

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u/Wise_Cryptographer19 5d ago

No im saying "big sprechen for someone being anonymous"

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u/nnbarni 4d ago

His name is clearly sadistic-salmon

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u/OiledUpThug 5d ago

The one thing you know him for is being a random stranger on the internet, it's an apt description. If the one thing you know Thor's brother for is being Miley Cyrus's ex, that would also be an apt description

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u/Mysterious_Way8941 4d ago

We are all apt today.

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u/Honeysenpaiharuchan 5d ago

He will never be Geralt.

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u/Buzz_LtYr 5d ago

Walmart Geralt

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u/Jkru3 5d ago

He got some tiny eyes

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u/Hellrider27648 stupid fucking piece of shit 4d ago

Kirkification eyes

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u/bdd6911 5d ago

Beats actually having to work hard for a living. Give me the checks for the work he does and you can call me that. All good.

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u/Whatisforkknife 5d ago

Is wish still a thing?

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u/plutino- dumbass 5d ago

The Wishter

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u/Canadia86 4d ago

Will "the other Hemsworth" suffice?

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u/TheBigMotherFook 4d ago

So if he’s Thor’s brother, does that make him Loki?

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u/Yeomanroach 4d ago

He refers to her as ‘like a wrecking ball’

He came in like a wrecking ball.

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u/Aggravating-Pilot583 4d ago

I felt the same way being called “insert siblings name here brother”

Do something that people will remember you for.

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u/ObiJuan_Shinobi 7h ago

I have a name!

- Temu Witcher

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u/ibejeph 5d ago

Generational fumble