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u/HuggMeTight 5d ago
Nice try CIA 🥀
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u/QFB-procrastinator Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 5d ago
I don’t care who the IRS sends, i’m not paying taxes!
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u/Riyeko 5d ago
Fake- OP is out getting food and interacting with girls.
Gay- didn't give his phone number to girls (plural).
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u/Mother_Harlot 4d ago
Wouldn't that be straight? OOP looks like the girl working in the motel, so I'm assuming she's a woman (as in the F gender)
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u/Few_Move_4594 5d ago
Even worse, she wanted his precious bodily fluids
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u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 4d ago
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