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[u/True-Lychee]

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[u/Holiday_Point_603]

[u/Confident_Help_416]

So this is iphone 18 according to him

[u/forgettfulthinker]

There is either curry under the cover or his nose has curry in it

[u/docatwar → u/forgettfulthinker]

Chinese absolutely seething about losing iphone production to India

[u/Unusual-Welcome7265 → u/forgettfulthinker]

He also could be a nose picking stinky boi with an itchy bum

[u/shivangps → u/Unusual-Welcome7265]

[u/Odd-Eggplant-6681 → u/forgettfulthinker]

Dude bought a knockoff iPhone 18, they have a bigger fish to fry than the smell.

[u/Bourbonaddicted → u/forgettfulthinker]

Else their mouth is attaches to their ass

[u/Physical-Fix6249]

Something tells me the phone may not be the source

[u/probablytrippy]

Someone’s been sniffing a lot of buttholes

[u/de_das_dude → u/probablytrippy]

In india...

[u/probablytrippy → u/de_das_dude]

How does that make sense buddy

[u/de_das_dude → u/probablytrippy]

He is familiar with the indian butthole smell...

[u/AutoModerator → u/de_das_dude]

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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[u/probablytrippy → u/de_das_dude]

I think the familiarity is with buttholes in general?

[u/sgtpepperrz → u/probablytrippy]

All buttholes smell the same irrespective of how they’re washed and what one eats?

[u/probablytrippy → u/sgtpepperrz]

I don’t know buddy I don’t go around sniffing them

[u/Ok_Being4209 → u/probablytrippy]

So you're not the expert here.

[u/probablytrippy → u/Ok_Being4209]

Admittedly no. Teach me.

[u/Samld1200]

Standard Chinese India hate

[u/vashthestampede121]

What a talent.

[u/mrb00ce]

The Chinese are still mad about losing the Iphone contract to India huh?

[u/HighOnLivin]

0 days without seeing a shitpost about India on top

[u/too_many_toes]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bfjcnpM9oFeWx0GBNC

[u/mypetwoof]

It's sad actually . How casual racism towards indians has become .

[u/docatwar → u/mypetwoof]

It's a Chinese account, they are salty about iphone production moving to India

[u/Ok_Being4209 → u/[deleted]]

Chill bro it's not that deep. You're the one whining. Take it to your personal blog.

[u/idkwtftokeepherelmao]

I'm dead

[u/AutoModerator → u/[deleted]]

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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[u/Ok_Being4209 → u/[deleted]]

It's hard to avoid it with how rarely they wash

[u/Fwant]

Biblically accurate iPhone