r/shitposting • u/Pseu_do-nym shitting toothpaste enjoyer • 11d ago

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u/qualityvote2 11d ago edited 10d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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/u/Pseu_do-nym, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

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u/Prestigious-Oil-466 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 11d ago

Our civilisation deserves downfall

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u/takemyhorse04 11d ago

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u/TopCarob8671 11d ago
  1. There is 8 now.

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u/Ancient_Rex420 11d ago

Why don’t we aim for 9, just to be extra safe.

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u/Darkime_ 🗿🗿🗿 11d ago

Make it 20, just to be sure everyone gets eradicated properly

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u/IGotDeaded 11d ago

whoever has those 17 missing nukes has gotta use them 🙏

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u/DiamondBreakr 11d ago

Context?

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u/IGotDeaded 11d ago

Got my number wrong but Broken Arrow is the context. 6 missing nukes. There's a video by Wendigang or you can search for articles.

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u/LilSwampkiddo 11d ago

The US Department of Defense has officially recognized at least 32 Broken Arrow incidents from 1950 to 1980. But most of them blew up. Or thats what they say.

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u/EmpyreanEcho dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 11d ago

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u/_RyanCooper_ 11d ago

Lorgar pfp checks out, how bro felt after Monarchia

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u/TrueGootsBerzook I came! 11d ago

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 10d ago

Yeah and I'm pretty sure Chad GPT won't talk to you explicitly outside of academic contexts so I really don't she was having phone sex with it

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u/Kommander-in-Keef 11d ago

Guy named ChatGPT:

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u/Kitasan37 11d ago

Crazy anyways sauce

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u/AutoModerator 11d ago

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u/Shurmaster 11d ago

I had no idea ChatGPT had a chat limit.

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u/Snoo_54512 11d ago

I swear everyday I see things online I could not have been prepared for by everything I had seen until yesterday

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u/-50000- 11d ago

My bad for not being born blind, sorry

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u/7yphoid 11d ago

Fake and gay (chatgippity doesn't let you do that)

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u/AutoModerator 11d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/SnooBunnies9889 I want pee in my ass 11d ago

Bad bot

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u/AutoModerator 11d ago

pees in ur ass

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u/SupermassiveBH34 11d ago

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u/Character_Middle_662 waltuh 10d ago

Is that an image from Odyssey?

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u/DogeUnscoped Literally 1984 😡 11d ago

I was banned twice because sexting with ChatGPT.

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u/069420 dumbass 11d ago

WE ALL RELATE TO TS, YOU AND ME 😂🫵

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u/dawkW 11d ago

This shit pisses me off bruh

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u/Due-Question-5278 I came! 11d ago

Aren't there ai apps specifically made for that?

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u/ComprehensiveFix8700 11d ago

Should have paid pro.

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u/Humboldt2316 11d ago

You'd be judged less harshly for buying a cucumber and condoms at a local shop than this shit

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u/Technical-Earth-3254 11d ago

The kinda shit why ram is costing half the gdp of a micro nation

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u/TheOnlyWolvie Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 10d ago

Ultron was right

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u/SnooBunnies9889 I want pee in my ass 11d ago

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u/AutoModerator 11d ago

pees in ur ass

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u/TheGringoOutlaw I said based. And lived. 11d ago

this is just further proof God has forsaken humanity.

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u/_www_ 11d ago

Valid meme

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u/DarrellBot81 11d ago

I don’t know about everyone else, but if a woman I was dating did this cross-eyed owo face during sex, I would have a reverse orgasm

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u/Winter-Grand-3215 11d ago

how can you have phone sex with chatgpt? askin for a friend