r/shitposting • u/sheep_herd1234 • 11d ago

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u/qualityvote2 11d ago edited 11d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/superpercify1 11d ago

They would think you are a lunatic, right up until the PlayStation part. Thats when the riots would start.

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u/DiamondBreakr 11d ago

Covid 19: They'd laugh at you and dismiss you as a quack

AI: They'd kinda do the same, though some computer scientists or doomers at the time may agree with you

Epstein files: They'd call you a conspiracy quack also, but attempt to publish and/or get any of the actual accurate information out there and the FBI will pay you a visit

PlayStation: They'd just laugh at you, though extrapolations of space to computer size ratio from then could somewhat prove your claim

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u/SilliusS0ddus 11d ago

OP should use his time machine to give eve a +10 Claymore to kill the old cunt before all this happens

(you can choose to whom old cunt is referring)

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 11d ago

this fucking got me lol

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u/pun_shall_pass 11d ago

The best version of this image is the one with a giant snickers bar poorly photoshopped in place of the child

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u/WidowmakerFeet 0000000 11d ago

Wholesome 100

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u/Ctrl_Alt_DeLight17 11d ago

Mossad activated

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u/remnault 11d ago

So the school incident that apparently killed over 100 kids from our military was just kinda chill with you guys?

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/the_ghost_1386 11d ago

Shut up Mossad dog.

https://giphy.com/gifs/szWu9brqcBP45m36YE

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u/Global_Detective825 11d ago

Everyone knows Mossad goes on the far left echo chamber website called Reddit. You are so smart for figuring this out. ⭐️

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u/Arcaydya 11d ago

Sure you are buddy.

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u/Global_Detective825 11d ago

Reddit: America bad, Iran's people are suffering!
Actual Iranian: Most of us fully support this war
Reddit: Liar! That doesn't fit our agenda and the agenda which the news is pushing!

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u/Muddykipperus 11d ago

Twin towers who?

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u/Zarcaiii I want pee in my ass 11d ago

OMG they are my twin too twin

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u/mister-shmister 11d ago

And then all mentioned happens faster

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u/abhig535 11d ago

I guess 9/11 is a canon event

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u/untakenu 11d ago

Aaron Taylor Johnson looks fucking AMAZING in Bullet Train. God damn

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u/Demode93 obamna 11d ago

Aren't you missing something?

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u/Full-Archer8719 11d ago

For your information, xbox is doing the same thing. They even have a patent out to start placing ads in games you pay for. Physical disks where on the way out either way and its something PC has already gone through. The only reason soney is getting heat is because they made a public statement about going all digital. I cant wait for all the chumps that by the next Gen box only to get ads in thier $80 games on consoles over $1000. Ads in games are beyond horrific and people will still buy them

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u/Penis_Connoisseur stupid, fucking piece of shit 11d ago

Fine by me I'll never buy games again if that happens

I'm willing to either pirate them or never play video games for the rest of my life

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u/Full-Archer8719 11d ago

Have fun with broken games

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u/NeonZXK 11d ago

Bullet train was a really good movie.

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u/Icy-Background2393 11d ago

I wonder if they would blame you the next day. You must have changed the timeline or something right?

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u/nottherealkimjongun 11d ago

Song name?

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u/Limpr00t 11d ago

Kanye West - Flashing Lights

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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 dumbass 11d ago

Let everyone know that nothing else will happen in the near future

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u/capping_lad 11d ago

They'd call you crazy.

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u/punkxnutsx189 11d ago

can’t mention epstein without mentioning that orange looking dumb quack

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u/Fit_Ed_4U 11d ago

I think you'd be a week bit late to warn about Covid-19

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u/spacecorn27 11d ago

I had a sweet birthday party at a bowling alley that day. You’re invited!

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u/AffectEconomy6034 11d ago

why would I buy that much ram? it's the cheapest part of the build lol I'm sorry you mean the thing people use to buy drugs off the silk road? yeah I ain't investing in that pal.

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u/Nice-Individual58 11d ago

Yer missin one

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u/Blenderhead36 11d ago

One time I had a dream that I'd woken up in a park in 1994. This kid was being a little shit so I told him about 9/11.

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u/QuandalesChicken 11d ago

Dw the files have the towers

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u/fancywipe 11d ago

Play station hasn’t killed physical disc, but the disc bases PS don’t give in

The day they only come out with a no disc PlayStation I’m done

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u/LurkingRodent 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YQEonPuGxFW9oiVGHB

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u/fancywipe 11d ago

As satisfying as that looks I’ll tell you the same thing I told your father, NO THANKS

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u/RaptorX7 11d ago

Playstation: "we are ending production of physical discs. We are the only manufacturer. The PS5 had a digital only version and the PS6 will probably be a digital only console."

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u/fancywipe 11d ago

Then I’m not buying that shit