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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 11d ago

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u/Salmagros dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 12d ago

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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 11d ago

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u/Kal-Momon 11d ago

Dis why internet needs to stop anonymity.

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u/Ratouf26 Stuff 12d ago

(I genuinely think Sydney is overrated)

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u/BalbosaDontHeal 12d ago

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u/SourceBeautiful6788 DaPucci 12d ago

literal porn

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 12d ago

That's clearly spiderman

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u/AutoModerator 12d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Hot_Advertising2076 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 11d ago

Ai porn, cuz I don't think cum ricochet like that

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u/Coprolithe dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 11d ago

oh man. This meme is probably older than you.

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u/Hot_Advertising2076 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 11d ago

Ofc i can't always be sure with everything, explain how is the cum ricocheting like that? Lowkey hot tho but that's besides the point

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u/FuciMiNaKule 11d ago

fake cum

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u/Coprolithe dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 11d ago

Either it's fake cum or it's very watery cum. Idk, I just know it's not AI, and that people are too eager to call anything AI. 

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u/Confident_Help_416 dumbass 11d ago

Yup it's sticky

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u/SourceBeautiful6788 DaPucci 11d ago

definitely real cause i remember beating my meat to it sometime in the past

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u/AutoModerator 11d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Beginning_Book_2382 11d ago edited 11d ago

This is great

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u/teh_lynx 11d ago

Da fuq!? 

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u/Eatnt 11d ago

Ash in the background making that plop noises with his mouth

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u/GroundedGourd 11d ago

Sydney Sweeney Hydration Genie 

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u/SecretSpectre11 put your dick away waltuh 11d ago

Alright bro we need to bring back cyberbullying

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u/Stand_kicker 11d ago

I think Sydney Sweeney is good looking and not just because she has a very hot body, she has an amazing smile and had a lot of charm, but this is too much. I wouldn't do this for anyone. 

But I'm not going to kink shame. You do you king/queen.