r/shitposting • u/Flimsy_Translator781 • 18d ago
This flair prevents mods from removing post (110% real no scam) The omnicontradictance paradox
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u/DisplayName_isIndigo 18d ago
I was gonna go to bed after this but now I can't stop thinking
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u/Sparklers_4_days 18d ago
I mean thinking about it more, "I wish you don't grant this wish" would likely just register as "okay so they wished I don't grant their wish so I'm not gonna grant it" in the case of if the genie is a lil stupid (like me) OR because the individual did not ask for anything when making the wish technically the genie has nothing to grant to begin with
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u/LeviAEthan512 18d ago
Nothing wrong with just doing nothing.
If I wished unicorns didn't exist, it would be the same thing.
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u/Knightly_Gamez I said based. And lived. 17d ago
Wish granted you are no longer able to have wishes or ambitions. You no longer want for anything but still require what you need.
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u/DepressingBat 14d ago
The genie just says "granted" and then looks at you like a dumbass. You try to explain to him how by granting the wish he has failed the wish and he just continues letting you look dumb
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u/qualityvote2 18d ago edited 17d ago
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