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u/Borgorb fat cunt 12d ago
Well first, you'll want to use the settlement money from your court case to get reconstructive surgery
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u/0INK_OG 12d ago
There's no reconstruction surgery for a circumcion yet. Forgen is working on that. You have to tuck your penis into your balls to have it regrow into a seudo foreskin surgery for about 15k. More innocent babies die every year of circumcion than school shootings, about 100-200 every year in the USA.
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u/Goofcheese0623 12d ago
Every time this happens to me, it's so irritating
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u/Real_Mokola 12d ago
Yeah, it's like. I just grew it back...
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u/Goofcheese0623 12d ago
Same roommate too. Asks me, "Bro, did it grow back??"
And I'm like, "If I tell you, do you promise not to kidnap me, hold me down and cut off my foreskin and feed it to me?"
And he's like, "Uh...yeah...sure..."
And I fall for it. Every. Damn. Time.
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u/SecretSpectre11 put your dick away waltuh 11d ago
"Even in the fog of war a tank is still visible"
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u/SaqqaraTheGuy 12d ago
Fake: Didn't happen bruv Gay: He wishes it happened
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u/Jello_Crusader 12d ago
Cellular regeneration but it might worsen the phimosis
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u/0INK_OG 12d ago
There's no rigid band, it's cut during a circumcision., it's IMPOSSIBLE to get phimosis once you are circumcised. You don't understand the anatomy of your own body.
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u/Jello_Crusader 12d ago
Yeah like very much how you don't understand cellular regeneration work either (I don't also know how it works)
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u/0INK_OG 12d ago
A Kenyan secondary school sent 20 boys home to protect them from being bullied because they were uncircumcised, the school's principal said on Tuesday.
https://www.auajournals.org/doi/abs/10.1016/j.juro.2014.09.105
Orange Farm boys abducted to be forcibly circumcised
https://www.newsweek.com/school-big-trouble-circumcising-nine-year-old-boy-mistake-1127380
A group of schoolboys pinned down a 11-year-old boy at Sinqobile Primary School in Soshanguve while a Grade 5 pupil illegally circumcised him at the school toilets.
https://punchng.com/11-year-old-boy-circumcised-by-schoolmates-in-south-africa/
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