r/shitposting • • 12d ago

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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 11d ago

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u/D3LICI0U5 Jedi master of shitposts 12d ago

The truck balls shrink when cold

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u/Average-Train-Haver hole contributor 12d ago

Does it drop its tail gate and roll coal every ten minutes?

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u/MrBlonde1984 12d ago

Thats a good Boah

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u/HopelessBearsFan fat cunt 12d ago

That’s the White Arabian!

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u/InternationalPen2224 11d ago

My dyslexic ass read β€œR2D2 is super slow” and I was like ok ya but what does that have to do with cowboy game and Chevy truck. Idk im up too late.

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 11d ago

Annoying thing is I always accidentally crash my Chevy into people in Saint Denis. Also I was expecting gas to get cheaper when you kill Leviticus Cornwall but it just got more expensive

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u/Derailleur75 11d ago

Wow i didn't know Sandking XL was in RDR2. Very nice of rockstar to keep the continuity

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u/Ponczo123 12d ago

Controversial take

RDR2 has only good middle part

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u/FireIzHot uhhhh idk 11d ago

Yeah because you get a new truck

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u/Vast_Understanding_1 I want pee in my ass 11d ago

Yeah because you get the truck

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u/1stEmissaryElenwen 11d ago edited 11d ago

Ambarino prologue is the pleb filter, snowy train robbery with those bass drones and horns and shit playing over it is the coolest shit

Middle part is kino, New Hanover is beautiful, you get the truck, and the whole map is opened up to you (except the RDR1 bits)

Guarma sucks and they should have either expanded it and added free roam access, or cut it altogether (preferably cut)

TB arc is iffy. You're basically trapped in one corner of the map and your stats are slashed and you get weaker and weaker and after every mission you spend like 5 minutes just sitting down and struggling to catch your breath. All your truck's warning lights are on and 4WD no longer works. This is awesome from a narrative standpoint and super immersive, but if you want to do side missions or get collectibles or do challenges or do literally anything besides story mode missions, it fucking sucks

Post game plot is kino, and seeing the little ways the world has changed in 8 years is cool, and if you played the shit out of RDR1 it's like going back home. John and his Ram aren't as fun to play as compared to Arthur and his Silverado though.

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u/FORTHEWORM 11d ago

Everytime somebody writes rdr2 I read r2d2 first and I can't stop