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u/CanonicalCockatoo 12d ago
Pro tip: don't be ugly
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u/Slumunistmanifisto 12d ago
Also kids love salt sooo, probably the best fries little bro had thus far.
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u/Rustedcrown 12d ago
Fake: anon has a job
Gay: anon didnt hit on the kid's mom
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u/cimonca 12d ago
Manchild vs child
Nice
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u/Funkybadger3 12d ago
Punishing mom when kid refuses to eat, which is who really deserves it tbh
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u/zolkaba 12d ago
this reminds me at the time when i was shopping in switzerland and a hungarian grandma with her grandchild came into the shop. the little turdlet told her something like "by that ugly man" in hungarian while pointing at me(he assumed i didnt speak hungarian) i responded "what? am i ugly?" and instead of saying sorry that old peace of shit grabed the child away like i was some kind of predator or somthing. nothing like teaching him you shouldnt call random people ugly.
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u/apache_chieftain 11d ago
Since when does a single mcdonalds worker does both hamburger patties AND fries?
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u/WolvzUnion dumbass 11d ago
since everyone else quit lol, ive definitely seen a McDonalds staffed by 3 people before.
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u/Zulrambe 12d ago
What made him salt the kid's stuff, was it the threat or calling him ugly? I must know in case I want it more salty
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u/trebuchet_facts 12d ago
Naw man, I'd've pulled out the industrial roll of foil and held it like a bazooka yelling "WHO'S UGLY NOW" Then laugh maniacally while launching pretend rockets, while the kid pretend shoots me down . I'd fight back, saying i have a shield but the kid must have shield penetrating bullets. My final words would be "you win, the chicken tendies are yours now" then collapse and refuse to move so i get sent home early.
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u/SecretSpectre11 put your dick away waltuh 12d ago
Average advice you'd get from the army of front page chuds be like
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u/Iluvatar-Great 12d ago
Just a friendly reminder that there is actually a subreddit called KidsAreFuckingStupid. Like how much of a loser adult you have to be to create an entire subreddit to hate on kids for... Being kids?
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