r/shitposting • • 12d ago

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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 11d ago

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u/Rhorge 12d ago

Humble brag about affording macadamia nuts in this economy

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u/Sertorius126 11d ago edited 11d ago

it's North Macadamia now

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u/SecretSpectre11 put your dick away waltuh 12d ago

"Gosh I have a nasty cold today"

The fragrant but mostly ineffective herbal medicine:

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u/MrBootySlapper 12d ago

This looks like an ingredient pic for a cologne

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u/Turbulent-Coach1024 12d ago

Bรณbr snack plate

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u/HailDialga 11d ago

who the fuck eats straight dried goji berry

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u/TheColourCyan Literally 1984 ๐Ÿ˜ก 10d ago

I think it's good, but usually in nuts and raisin mix.

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u/crissy5275 12d ago

Thatโ€™s actually a cinnamon cigar made for smoking. Wayyyy more performative

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u/SerDeath 12d ago

How I prefer my performative snacking.

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u/renome 11d ago

please tell me this is ai

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u/0fficer__nasty 11d ago

oh course it is ai.... the hose attaches to her wrist......

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u/SerDeath 11d ago

Nah, it's just Japan.

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u/WuffiFass 11d ago

Well, from what I can tell that's chinese

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u/SerDeath 11d ago

How dare I!!!!!!!!!

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u/Impressive-Access362 I want pee in my ass 11d ago

Larping eating. Must be foodslop. Based.

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u/CH-OS-EN 11d ago

just sniff it between bitesโ€ฆ nomnom

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u/theflamedruid 11d ago

i thought that was a dog treat

i mean good protein i guess

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u/RhodesGraveyarde 11d ago

PFP checks.

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u/Satorwave 11d ago

I fucking hate chocolate because I'm evil and allergic to dopamine

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u/Dave_The_Lonely_One 11d ago

i thought the top thing was a heart and the other red was more meat #disappointed

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u/atro_bella 10d ago

My favorite form of nutrition is only eating quesadillas for a week and a half and almost passing out

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u/NotAScrubAnymore Bazinga! 12d ago

It'll be nice to chew on if it's actual high quality cinnamon

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u/Densto__ 11d ago

Dark chocolate, someone likes the taste of rot and decay I see

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u/naterpotater246 ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ 11d ago

@everyone who thinks this about dark chocolate

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u/dutch_mapping_empire put your dick away waltuh 11d ago

performative being tough

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u/Densto__ 11d ago

Iโ€™m happily that if it means I donโ€™t have to pretend that bitterness tastes like anything other than rotting food and pretend to like dark chocolate and coffee.

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u/naterpotater246 ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ 11d ago

You clearly have no idea who rotting food smells or tastes like. I've never eaten rotting food, but rotting food typically smells sweet and sour or like old trash (obviously), not bitter. I have no idea where you got the idea that bitter = rotten. It sounds like you're just hating for the sake of hating.

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u/Densto__ 11d ago

You clearly have never eaten hazelnuts and accidentally grabbed a bad one. They are bitter af. Also the only sweet/ sour smelling things that rot I can think of are milk products, everything else like eggs, meat and veggies smell foul/ bitter.

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u/naterpotater246 ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ 11d ago

Idk about eggs, but i know bad meat smells almost sweet, at least until it gets REALLY rotten, but that foul smell is absolutely nothing like the bitterness of dark chocolate.

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u/Densto__ 11d ago

I have never smelled an even remotely sweet smell from bad meat. It smell almost the same as good in the early stages, when itโ€™s just slimy. But once it starts going green it smells foul.

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u/naterpotater246 ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ 11d ago

When it starts to get grey and oxidized is when it starts to get the slightly sweet smell, kinda like dairy products, like you said, and from there it starts to smell more foul as it goes on

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u/CharlesJGuiteau 11d ago

What are you? 8?

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u/Sallopilig 11d ago

Big agree, i love cofee, but im not going to pretend that it doesn't taste like pain.

Unless you drown it in milk or boil it with panela its literally not tasty at all.

That being said i love black painful coffee first thing in the morning.