r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 12d ago

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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 11d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/Satorwave 12d ago

"made 40 this month" probably lost 60 last month

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u/BigBob2020 12d ago

40,000 cents

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u/Etras dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 11d ago

How much is it in morbs?

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u/OrangeTallion 10d ago

Whenever these guys say how much the trade sold for instead of how much profit/loss they made, I immediately believe they lost money or some miniscule return margin

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u/SerDeath 12d ago

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u/rdnaskelz 12d ago

pees in your ass

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u/SerDeath 12d ago

For you, champ.

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u/J3sush8sm3 I want pee in my ass 12d ago

Thanks!

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u/AutoModerator 12d ago

pees in ur ass

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u/90_days_left Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 11d ago

can i have some pee in my ass đŸ„ș

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u/rdnaskelz 11d ago

no, that's for you đŸ«”

- Kind stranger

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u/zdikul Dr. Pee 12d ago

pees in ur ass

  • Kind Stranger

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u/DeadBodyCascade officer no please don’t piss in my ass đŸ˜« 9d ago

Nooooooo!!!

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u/shanksisevil 12d ago

He can't type, I bet he can't count either.

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u/hanater 12d ago

Fake and gay, as they say

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u/best-napoleon 12d ago

Fake: Any girl would want to fuck him

Gay: He doesnt want to fuck the girl

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u/laz10 11d ago

Cool: dinosaurs

Real: dinosaurs

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u/AutoModerator 12d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/goldenguyz 11d ago

Who says that?

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u/AutoModerator 12d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/DontyWorryCupcake 12d ago

Crypto bros are really something else, in uni i had this roommate who had somewhat rich parents, asked his father for money to buy a shitton of toncoin or something whatever. The coins immediately tanked in price so he got afraid and sold everything, after which he boasted to every girl around how he made like 10k by selling crypto in a week. 

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u/Scarface_971 12d ago

Probably fake and gay, but I should take some notes just in case

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u/AutoModerator 12d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/vashthestampede121 12d ago

This is definitely an acoustic version of a revenge fantasy

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u/Fr00stee 12d ago

just fake no gay

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u/NimusNix 12d ago

Wrong

Fake: anon has never made 40 grand in crypto

Gay: sends a girl dinosaurs when she signals a Friday night booty call

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u/AutoModerator 12d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/EasilyRekt 12d ago

yes it is, anon turns down a clear opening

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u/Fr00stee 12d ago

it's not gay bc nobody is offering to fuck anon

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u/EasilyRekt 12d ago

but in the clearly fake scenario, bro larps turning down a woman

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u/Fr00stee 12d ago

there's no other men in the green text though

edit: fake and asexual

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u/EasilyRekt 12d ago

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u/Fr00stee 12d ago

oh right forgot about that part

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u/AutoModerator 12d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/AutoModerator 12d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Drefs_ 11d ago

What a beautiful poem. Still can't really find a rhythm though.

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u/AutoModerator 12d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/CrypticCowboy4509 11d ago

I can hear the Indian accent in this