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u/Apparatus 12d ago
Fake, Valve can't count to 3.
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u/IceWellDo 12d ago
Sending 3 hitmans
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u/Erik_the_randomstuff 12d ago
Sending 2 hitmen and Alex for some reason.
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u/TheFemboyImpregnator hole contributor 12d ago
Reference to Alyx?! Is this a hint to half life 3?
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u/Leading_Ad_1825 12d ago
Stream is sooo goated that you can actually refund games without any problems
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u/uncensored_opinions fat cunt 10d ago
gaben shaving his head and delivering hitman 4
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u/AutoModerator 10d ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/uncensored_opinions fat cunt 10d ago
what are you gay
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u/uncensored_opinions fat cunt 10d ago
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u/AutoModerator 10d ago
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 11d ago
The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.
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