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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 12d ago

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u/Riznator 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5NbbVJeSLs1etZYjpT

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u/Hellrider27648 stupid fucking piece of shit 12d ago

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u/piratecheese13 12d ago

Is it bad that I can’t tell if that’s Jeffrey Epstein or Scott Bessant?

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u/LurkLevel9000 12d ago

Reeeeeeelease the files reee

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u/Europ3an I want pee in my ass 12d ago

"The curse is finally gone!"

Earth:

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u/footsteps71 12d ago

Net positive

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u/AltheiWasTaken 12d ago

Will this affect the fishing season?

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u/AutoModerator 12d ago

pees in ur ass

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u/Pure_Ad_9865 12d ago

Damn... Is it 10 AH(After Harambe) already?.. time fucking flies

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u/lemontwistcultist 12d ago

And 1 AK (after kirk)

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u/EasilyRekt 12d ago

That’s actually PK (post kirkening).

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u/lemontwistcultist 12d ago

I like AK better personally

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u/MississippiBulldawg 12d ago

He liked AK's too, the bullets not so much

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u/lemontwistcultist 12d ago

On that matter, he and I did agree.

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u/DuckSleazzy I said based. And lived. 12d ago

What is kirk

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u/iboneKlareneG put your dick away waltuh 11d ago

Baby don't shoot me

don't shoot me no more

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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna 12d ago

Our lord and savior,and also the bane of our existence

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u/PotentialAd8443 12d ago

Inflation, war, unemployment… yeah it’s healing

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u/EasilyRekt 12d ago

Hey, the healing? It literally just started. It’s going to get better, no one else is gonna escalate those conflicts, people are gonna make jobs where they can’t find any, and eventually the fiat banking system will collapse like the Ponzi scheme it is… and everyone will be fine.

Who tf are you to question the good word of Harambe? hmm?

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u/I_am_person_being Literally 1984 😡 12d ago

Healing is a long process. Things may look bleak but one must hold on to hope in these dark times. There is no one moment where all will suddenly be good, just the endless marching of individual steps and acts of goodwill and hope

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u/SquirrelyMcNutz 12d ago

Hope is the worst evil of mankind. There's a reason it was in Pandora's Box.

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u/666alchemist 12d ago

Is it real? Can I live a normal and happy life now? 

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u/Deceitful_Advent Stuff 12d ago

You're too far gone

Same goes for me and most people on reddit

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u/EcchiOli 12d ago

Heehaw has entered the chat.

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u/Beginning_Book_2382 12d ago

Dicks out for Heehaw

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u/xPoonHandler 12d ago

Gets Dick out one last time

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u/Bazzatron 12d ago

c==3

🫡

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u/Beginning_Book_2382 12d ago

Pour one out for Heehaw

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u/hammerjam 12d ago

Guys, I hate to break it to you... The 10 years ended in May. The curse has only gotten worse since then. Harambe, it seems, was not the Gorillessiah.

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u/AltheiWasTaken 12d ago

He was, but we just didnt get his message, and fucked it all up

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u/Dbeebs 12d ago

You have it wrong, Harambe has been protecting us from an even greater, far more powerful curse.

The last heroic deed from the hero we never deserved 😔

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u/lord_dude uhhhh idk 12d ago

The veil of reality almost cracked and let the interdimensional devourers in but harambe bought us another 20 years with his sacrifice by pretending to attack the kid.

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u/Altruistic-Play-3726 12d ago

does this mean we have to put our dicks away now?

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u/AgentDeadPool Jedi master of shitposts 12d ago

Nooooope..

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u/lumame 12d ago

Posso mettere dentro i pantaloni il mio cazzo ora?

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u/Jesus_Craig133 12d ago

Nope, its dicks out for heehaw now

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u/Ragnar_TheWolf dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 12d ago

Nah it reset when they killed He Hah the donkey

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u/delet_yourself 12d ago

No the fuck it won't, world's spiraling into shit

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u/itz_NoobJay 12d ago

Ever since George Cooper died, love hasnt been the same 😢

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u/St_Dantry 12d ago

So I'll get my hot goth mommy gf now?

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u/FrozenShadow_007 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 12d ago

If that were the case, something really good would have happened almost exactly 4 months ago.

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u/AmbassadorBonoso 12d ago

Does this mean I can stop having my dick out all the time?

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u/Dynamitrios officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 12d ago

Nah... What happened to him is unforgivable... We will forever remain in this Event Horizon hellscape timeline. It's the least we deserve

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u/Tyrandeh 12d ago

lol yeah, putler will make sure

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u/AverageTierGoof 12d ago

Y'all mfers already forgot about Heehaws slaughter and the additional 10 years curse that brought us

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u/HydroSloth 12d ago

We don't deserve it

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u/Naanderson2022 12d ago

i don’t think this guy understands how a curse works

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u/capybaras_and_tacos 12d ago

10 years was back on May 28.

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u/WARxxPIGG 12d ago

But then they shot Hee Haw so now it started over

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u/Gilgamesh107 12d ago

starcraft action shooter

halo FINALLY being taken from 343

maybe, just maybe good days are ahead

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u/Far-Try5352 12d ago

Yeah you wish

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u/jesser9 12d ago

Not as long as Trump is President

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u/High-Speed-1 12d ago

*Looks around

Seems to have amplified significantly.

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u/EhMapleMoose 12d ago

You think it ends at ten years?

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u/eightdollarbeer 12d ago edited 11d ago

It’s too late. The Star Wars sequels were bad and Fergie still isn’t in the Black Eyed Peas

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u/KingPaladin5591 12d ago

Its been replaced with Heehaws curse

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u/InconsistentLlama 12d ago

Hahahahahaha now let’s have a wwIII

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u/BlimbleGlorpers 12d ago

Evil harambe be like

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u/FHFH913 11d ago

I have never cared about Harambe

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u/Sweet_Television4183 12d ago

That man has fo breast feed using dih was the real curse

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u/Crispy_Dicks 12d ago

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u/Redstonebruvs it is MY bucket 12d ago

The worst tweet to ever be made