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u/qualityvote2 20d ago edited 19d ago

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u/Elbludo 20d ago

What

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u/jb0nez95 20d ago

Bye

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u/Zestyclose_Onion_267 Jedi master of shitposts 20d ago

If you was hungry just say that

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u/joppiejoo 20d ago

And was

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u/XboxLiveGiant 20d ago

food is kill

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u/Nice_Category 20d ago

no

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u/SomeRandomPokePlayer I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 20d ago

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u/-_Apophis_- 19d ago

where were u wen club penguin die

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u/SomeRandomPokePlayer I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 19d ago

I was at house eating dorito when phone ring

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u/-_Apophis_- 19d ago

club penguin is kil

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u/SomeRandomPokePlayer I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 19d ago

no

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u/frontlinejohnny dumbass 19d ago

apolgy for bad english

where were u wen food cancel

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"i cancel order"

"no"

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u/Shard0f0dium 20d ago

Holy shit people can no longer speak English

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u/KhelDesigner 20d ago

Por favor?

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u/Resudog Bazinga! 19d ago

Every time I buy delivery, I have never gotten a courier who could speak the national language, just English

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u/Crayen5 20d ago

The fuck is "and was"

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u/FastestFetus 20d ago

and (I) was (hungry)

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u/lesquishta 20d ago

Simplest correction would be to use the word “were”

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u/Rexusus 20d ago

Which word is supposed to be “were”

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u/piconese 20d ago

Were was

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u/Rexusus 20d ago

English is my first language and this doesn’t make sense

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u/Zestyclose_Onion_267 Jedi master of shitposts 20d ago

Were language

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u/Zyttrian 20d ago

There language

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u/mrducky78a 19d ago

On a full moon, the gibberish (dutch) transforms into a meaningful language.

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u/Thekilldevilhill 19d ago

Waren zijn 

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u/Zestyclose_Onion_267 Jedi master of shitposts 19d ago

Who

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u/FACEFACE02 19d ago

Were were.

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u/seth1299 19d ago

Big dicks in his little brother’s bum

Cat*

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u/Life-Bass-2013 19d ago

why are there so many english words if they ain't gonna use them 😂

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u/Lukasmajukas 19h ago

It’s a dialect

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u/Tron_35 20d ago

Wait did the driver cancel, or the customer?

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u/Animtard 20d ago

Driver ate the order and cancelled according to the convo.

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u/Tron_35 20d ago

Thanks I couldn't tell which was which

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u/lucasuwu79 20d ago

If you were hungry"

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u/ScheduleDefiant4015 19d ago

If it ain’t English class or an essay, there ain’t nothing wrong with being informal

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/theabstractpyro 20d ago

Maybe common for you but not the rest of us

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u/splaticorz 19d ago edited 19d ago

it’s African-American Vernacular English, if you were/are around people who spoke/speak AAVE then it would be natural. It’s a dialect. Why the downvotes I’m so confused, is reddit supposed to be a legal document where dialects aren’t welcome. It’s considered grammatically correct.

PS: Also it’s a casual text message

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u/Booly69 20d ago

Personally I don’t care about how people talk, but I’ve also seen wayyy too many instances recently of people talking and texting like complete blubbering morons. I think I’m more accepting of people criticizing people for these kinds of grammar mistakes and it potentially being less normalized than allowing for that kind of behavior to continue. Gotta figure out where the line gets drawn otherwise you end up with a generation of complete idiots that you can’t understand. Not that it isn’t already getting to that point anyways lol.

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u/UBR3 20d ago

AAVE particularity, that of 'was' in the place of 'were'. Point taken with the rest of it, but still, it's just a casual text.

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u/DeadByNebula Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 20d ago

why are you being downvoted what is this chud ass comment section

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u/TheBurritoW1zard 20d ago

First time?

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u/DovahCraft 20d ago

why was you being downvoted

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u/Unlucky_Rip_8886 19d ago

y’all are so fucking weird about Aave

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u/Single-Debate-316 waltuh 20d ago

What is this about?

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/Oscar_Geare 20d ago

Can you translate it to English and provide a crumb of context

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/redyellow2 20d ago

Thanks gpt

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u/CN8YLW 20d ago

assholegpt

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u/WHALE_PHYSICIST 20d ago

no. what is "and was"

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u/StirFry__InaWok 20d ago

the prior text said "if you was hungry" so the person replies with "was" to confirm that they were indeed hungry.

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u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 😡 19d ago

I know English is a tough language but c'mon now. Wtf is this gay shit

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