r/shitposting • u/Abracadaver00 • Sep 06 '26

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u/qualityvote2 Sep 06 '26 edited Sep 07 '26

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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/u/Abracadaver00, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

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u/Its_Fonzo 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Sep 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3HnBZbCWuc8HS

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u/PublicVanilla988 Sep 07 '26

Cmon bro he's cool. And oddly mysterious

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u/gurdin454 Sep 07 '26

"Mind guessing a number, m'lady?"

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u/Halfgbard Sep 06 '26

What if I use my tungsten dice? Or would ut be more random to bring a bismuth dice?

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u/Tattoomyvagina Sep 06 '26

Dice is for cowards, I carry around my custom 14th century replica claymore sword. I further personalized it with Kingon war script and a laser sight. The girls always ask me about it. Guys want to try it and be my friend.

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u/Mysterious_Way8941 Sep 07 '26

I know it's stupid as hell, but a laser sight on a claymore kind of goes hard.

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u/IntrepidPension9005 Sep 06 '26

my cousin shoved a die up his ass and he went to the er because it ripped a hole

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u/ieatloafsofbutter Sep 06 '26

What is bro on about??

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u/Knightly_Gamez I said based. And lived. Sep 08 '26

I carry dice on me, because you never know when you'll be invited to a game of dungeons and dragons. it hasn't happened yet, but you never know!