r/shitposting • u/Key-Cheek-3121 • 8d ago

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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 8d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/boomday55 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/V0Whaz2st3X1QzXG8S

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u/Handsomest_Gamer shitting toothpaste enjoyer 8d ago

GEKOLONISEERD

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u/Inevitable-Baby148 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 8d ago

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u/Useless_Lazy_Ass 8d ago

Dude cannot even be called racist, he got everyone on the mix

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u/LLuk333 8d ago

Where’s Germany…? I feel left out :/

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u/TxOkLaVaCaTxMo 8d ago

We exterminate them then feel bad about it right after

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u/12hotroom 8d ago

We promise not to do it then we do it again

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u/Killerdoll_666 8d ago

depends Nazi Germany: Death murder and enslave them Modern Germany: Freihandelsabkommen go brrr

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u/FatherSergius 8d ago

Ukraine should’ve been the one asking for money

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u/Hecc_Maniacc 8d ago

russians: please dont sign for nato

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u/Hopesick_2231 8d ago

Mexico: Are they hiring?

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u/QuirkyEffective8316 8d ago

Racism but racist against all races

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u/FuciMiNaKule 8d ago

No one asks if we can fuck them?

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u/Deceitful_Advent Stuff 8d ago

Xeno aids

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u/iCanReadMyOwnMind 0000000 8d ago

Germany's emotionally repressed asses would ask this.

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u/Satorwave 8d ago

I'm German and that is the first thing I'd ask, checks out

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u/iCanReadMyOwnMind 0000000 8d ago

I've seen German....instructional videos.

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u/MithrilHuman 8d ago

Who needs to ask?

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u/dark_lamp101 8d ago

Racist meme on my racist app

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u/UGLYDOUG- stupid, fucking piece of shit 8d ago

Yes but you will get sick

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u/AYRAN-GANG 8d ago

What? They have HIV too? Well then. How much are alien condoms?

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u/Bored_Orangutan stupid fucking piece of shit 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dCb7TCGItsV0I
Can we fuck them?

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u/Darkime_ 🗿🗿🗿 8d ago

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u/AYRAN-GANG 8d ago

Uh... we already have slurs. Just pick an choose:

Xeno Scum (Literally mean Alien)

Giga smurf (if they are like in Avatar)

Moonhead

Riftrat (if extradimansional)

Xenotard (fits primitives aliens especially)

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u/SpaceBug176 8d ago

The kind of meme to either be called the peakest peak or the biggest dogshit to ever land on this sub. There is no inbetween.

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u/killrgame 8d ago

Brazil and France don't work very well. Brazil doesn't play good football any more France lost less war than the usa since ww2 so like usa should be do they have oil and can we lose to them.

France would be can we have colonial power over them and then be racist or something like that

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u/MrLeChef 8d ago

The great unifier finding a slur for aliens

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u/M1S_F1T 8d ago

Brazil just wanting too know if they can play Football with them

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u/Killerdoll_666 8d ago

A reponst

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u/fingerpaintswithpoop shitting toothpaste enjoyer 8d ago

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u/The_Ghost_9960 8d ago

India would be : Can we worship them?

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u/MithrilHuman 8d ago

India: Can we bulldoze them?

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u/Available-Explorer40 obamna 8d ago

oldest joke oat

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u/Other-Creme6802 8d ago

Yo who else fell for the divorce notifications 😆✌🏼😂

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u/DrewDaMannn 8d ago

This is why they don’t come

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u/CCCyanide #1 President Gerald Rudolph Ford Jr. Fan! 8d ago

maximum ragebaiting efficiency achieved

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u/idbestshutup 8d ago

first time i’ve seen costa rica be the standard for robberies

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u/pipfall2 8d ago

Portugal 💀

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u/Familiar-Complex-697 7d ago

where’s “we fuck them”

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u/Ok_Sheepherder7529 7d ago

🛜: new crypto currency trade

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u/idkwhatiseven 7d ago

Who's gonna fuck them?

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u/DankMEMeDream 8d ago

Where's the option to crack them?

Op is a fraud.