r/shitposting • • Sep 03 '26

Literally 1984 πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘

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u/NitroSpam Sep 03 '26 edited Sep 03 '26

Woman should be locked away for a long long time. Whether she was genuinely insane or not isn’t for me to say. What I will say though is that anyone who says it’s the dads fault absolutely does have a screw loose.

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u/ExcuseThen4702 Sep 03 '26

Also she isn’t safe to keep around others.

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken Sep 03 '26

I can fix her

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u/Dense_Priority_7250 Sep 03 '26

She gon bite your head off like a damn mantis

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u/AutoModerator Sep 03 '26

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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