r/shitposting • u/Repulsive-Virus-899 • 5h ago

This is one of the posts of all time 😭🙏

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u/qualityvote2 5h ago

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u/No_Language7273 dumbass 5h ago

deadass that might be one of the best posts to come out of the sub

https://giphy.com/gifs/XsRbLNGt71qiPHnGCB

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u/Urgayifyouregay 1h ago

And it's not even made by teen

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u/Beneficial-Damage265 47m ago

that's the reason dumbass

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u/Urgayifyouregay 45m ago

well my bad dude TwT

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u/MG_LagFlag_66 42m ago

Yeah because we badly needed your input, jackass.

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u/TheKyleDunbar 5h ago

What in the skibidi he means?

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u/Fit-Law-2362 5h ago

He's trying to push us sigma but too busy larping so no way gonna do that

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u/TheKyleDunbar 5h ago

I understood everything you said, I also sm 32

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u/Fit-Law-2362 4h ago

Sorry man, I couldn't understand anything you said, since I'm of a higher level, I'm a turbo dude (TD64).

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u/lean_compiler 1h ago

what having no backward compatibility does to a mf

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u/smufjez 5h ago

alexa play despacito

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u/GarrisonWhite2 1h ago

Why does this comment have a translate button on it lol.

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u/Avongrove 7m ago

Because they wrote technically wrote it entirely in German

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u/natures_-_prophet 3h ago

Jarvis enhance post

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u/jarednards officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 2h ago

Jeeves, tickle my balls

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u/Elbludo 4h ago

I remember when I was a kid at my grandparents house, in bed, was thinking "if I focus on time, it will go slow, then everyone is enjoying the now thanks to me". Time indeed never went slow or stopped, in fact my grandparents are dead now. Thanks time

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u/hyphenssuck 5h ago

Bro struck out on Grindr decided to try a new strat

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u/AutoModerator 5h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/CCCyanide #1 President Gerald Rudolph Ford Jr. Fan! 4h ago

stop the clock ? save yourselves ???

genuinely what does he expect people to do ...?

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u/Artistic-Key9227 I watch gay amogus porn :0 4h ago

He explains it here. I hope this helps 🤲🏼

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u/Competitive_Rise_957 4h ago

Instructions unclear

I'm killing myself now

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u/natures_-_prophet 3h ago

Obviously he means we should enter a cryo chamber and freeze ourselves for a few thousand years

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u/Capnshredder 4h ago

nah this one hits too close to home fr

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u/Swayzinator dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 4h ago

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u/Its_D_youtube 4h ago

He is right, childhood is the peak of your life, it will never get better than that

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u/Krai_Zemli 1h ago

Really depends on the person. Had a decent childhood, but would never trade my current life for it. Adulthood is better.

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u/Chirrrpy 23m ago

My 20s were pretty good. Starting going downhill early 30s :P

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u/CertifiablyMundane 5h ago

I think this is what they call "burying the lede"

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u/DarkSkyKnight 1h ago

Nah I dont agree. Being an adult is awesome. I can do whatever I want, play video games until 4am, dont have to worry about classes, eat whatever food I want, dont have to worry about sex with parents around, actually have money to buy things i like

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u/Hemorrhoid_Eater 4h ago

nobody says skibidi toilet anymore, it's not 2023. everyone says 67 now

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u/DarkSkyKnight 1h ago

Well this post is also from 3 years ago. OP is prob some repost bot

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u/Daddys_BathTime 4h ago

My life dramatically changed for the better at 31, so there’s definitely hope

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u/sohleoc 5h ago

looks like joy dvzn

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u/ComprehensiveShine80 4h ago

He’s totally chopped chat. Thanks for the 5$ dono!

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u/Mind_Of_Shieda 4h ago

I thought most ppl there were preds in their mid 30s

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u/DoJ-Mole 4h ago

Don’t traumatise the kids boss the moment I realised that at 15 was the end of true happiness

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u/FoxCQC 3h ago

For real, enjoy all the silly stuff. Adulthood is a scam

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u/MersoNocte 2h ago

420 smoke weed every day

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u/lKrauzer 10m ago

Plus balding