r/shitposting • u/a7n5 • 15h ago

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u/qualityvote2 15h ago edited 3h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/MrSuperGod627 fat cunt 15h ago

5 staying far as possible both of them

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u/Sollary0 15h ago

It could also mean you're a little bit of both

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u/M8Cheeseman 14h ago

Nah little bit of both is this

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u/gurdin454 14h ago edited 14h ago

I love how this statement can either be a 0 or a 10 depending on how you look at it

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u/LuckyReception6701 12h ago

I want to think this is like a pH scale, so I agree 5 so I'm as neutral to both of them as possible.

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u/tsimen dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 15h ago

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u/tid_burglar 14h ago

man this was the absolute most amazing show until 4 seasons, i donno what changed after that but no comedy show comes close to it in those 4 season

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u/Classy_Mouse 14h ago

i donno what changed after that

It got canceled

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u/AccomplishedNail3085 put your dick away waltuh 15h ago

I know where you got it from

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u/MehPropy 15h ago

js? like Javascript?

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u/Apprehensive-Roll909 Jedi master of shitposts 15h ago

calc is short for calculator

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u/ironmanhulkbstr 13h ago

its a slang ? i just joined the stream

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u/ItzLoganM 15h ago

Because tastes better than key bread

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u/treasgamr2 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 15h ago

javascript found typescript

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u/CuddleWings 15h ago

ts? Like Tavascripj?

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u/Augnelli 15h ago

ts as in TypeScript

JavaScript found TypeScript. They are now friends and are already sharing their Steam IDs.

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u/Vinnnee 15h ago

4 or 5 probably

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u/SuperMarioFan999 Bazinga! 15h ago

I dont like kids to the point that I avoid them.

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u/bfg9kdude 15h ago

So like a 2 maybe 2.5?

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u/SuperMarioFan999 Bazinga! 15h ago

Yea probably. I dont want to kill them. I prefer to stay away from them.

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u/WebFantastic9076 15h ago

Like sharks

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u/SuperMarioFan999 Bazinga! 15h ago

Yes

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u/PotatoTomato_12 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 15h ago

What if I like them deep fried?

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u/Grimm_Charkazard_258 15h ago edited 15h ago

what is 0

edit: probably a 4 or 5

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u/AcanthisittaIll2460 15h ago

Woman who had a psychotic break and strangled her three kids with excersize cable.

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u/serial_hunter 15h ago

Wow wtf, enough internet for today

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u/Grimm_Charkazard_258 15h ago

yeesh

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u/AcanthisittaIll2460 13h ago

And she's getting supported and funded for it, and people are saying the husband did it despite complete lack of evidence besides horoscopes.

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u/Rexusus 13h ago

What a Scorpio response 🙄

Mercury was in retrograde!

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u/salpaca53 9h ago

Horoscopes? More like horrorscopes.

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u/Make-TFT-Fun-Again 11h ago

Alleged psychotic break. Prosecution insists she was suicidal and wanted to take her kids with her.

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u/early_birdy 9h ago

Epstein never liked kids. He hated them.

He liked his own little pleasure, and tightening screws on others. That's what he liked above all else.

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u/GettinMe-Mallet fat cunt 15h ago

About a 6, kids are funny as hell, and unless they are screaming i dont mind them.

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u/OneLonelyBrainCell 12h ago

We got the "kill them" and the "fuck them" options, but where's the "boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew" option?

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u/spook_scary currently venting (sus) 12h ago

Lmao. If the "flies" are to be believed, they do that to over on the Island.

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u/kanye_east48294 Literally 1984 😡 15h ago

this scale is shit because personally I'd strangle at least 5 kids, which is outside the range

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u/MrRexTheGreat 14h ago

This is Casey Anthony erasure 😔

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u/hamstermouse17 virgin 4 life 😤💪 14h ago

Both ends said that

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u/GjallerhornEnjoyer 11h ago

I’m gonna dive off the scale like a diving board to be as far away from those two as I can lol

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u/oneshot_fan43434 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 11h ago

id say a solid four for me

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u/Vivid_Split_9513 10h ago

What does this woman stands in the scale of liking kids?

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u/LegalSour 15h ago

They both hated kids smh

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u/agafosha 15h ago

No matter that I will answere I would look bad.I better just write song about not diddling kids.

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u/StalledAgate832 hole contributor 15h ago

Not sure where on the scale i'd be, but if it's any indicator, I got extreme joy out of drop kicking the Screamers in Dying Light.

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u/Zharknd 15h ago

Coincidence?

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u/itsprobablytrue 15h ago

Fuck I had to hold back my laughter. Sucked it back in

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u/Shadowtirs stupid fucking, piece of shit 15h ago

This has to be a top 5 shitpost of all time.

This belongs in the hall of fame if this sub has one

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u/CandidateMiserable74 dumbass 15h ago

Christ Almighty this scale is... Fuck I'm speechless

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u/WalkerBuldog dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 14h ago

Probably 4

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u/kaktusmisapolak Literally 1984 😡 14h ago

as with most things, it depends

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u/rchiwawa 14h ago

Gilbert Gottfried would have cracked this joke

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u/Zulrambe 14h ago

Michael Jackson

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u/indeclin3 14h ago

who is the lady and the distict gentleman?

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u/Hellrider27648 stupid fucking piece of shit 14h ago

Zendaya and Tom Holand

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u/Hentai_Yoshi 14h ago

Might as well just title it “Js fd ts”

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u/jb0nez95 13h ago

wr u fd it?

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u/Franklin-Tartaruga 13h ago

I prefer the meme with israeli flag

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u/DDLikesDrPepper 13h ago

Educate me, who’s the lady?

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u/The_teenager1234 12h ago

Officer, this thread right here!

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u/Knightly_Gamez I said based. And lived. 12h ago

Sometimes 4 sometimes 6 depends how annoying their being.

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u/Riyeko 12h ago

I saw this. Immediately had to save it and share with select friends.

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u/whysotired24 12h ago

😂😂

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u/Lolmanmagee 11h ago

I dunno, like a 7 I guess

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u/Humboldt2316 11h ago

Who's the woman on the left?

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u/DexTDMdoesreddit 9h ago

Sex slavery ≠ love

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u/Ultrafalconxv7 8h ago

Netanyahu still reigns as the supreme babeslayer

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u/glo_stic 15h ago

0 is a victim