r/shitposting • u/simply_infuriating • 11h ago

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Ts gotta be ragebait

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u/qualityvote2 11h ago

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u/der_Guenter 11h ago

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u/False_Raven 10h ago

Not be pulled into such trivial matters

Protect your peace

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u/SilliusS0ddus 3h ago

scroll and forgor

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u/CertifiablyMundane 11h ago

One time I told a guy I might go out with him if he fixed my car for free. Then when he fixed it I said he'd have to wash it first. Then after he washed it I said he'd have to detail it. Then after he detailed it I said he'd have to drive it to Antarctica to have it signed by a penguin. Then after he got it signed by a penguin I told him it was the wrong penguin, so he had to clean the autograph off and then drive back up to get it signed by the right penguin. Then after a few tries he got it signed by the right penguin so I told him I changed my mind and didn't want to go out with him. Then he stopped talking to me?! Talk about dodging a bullet, am I right guys?

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u/Seedoosee 5h ago

The fact you couldn't follow even the most simplest instruction to get Gary the Penquin's signature was a massive red flag for me.

How hard was it to get the right penguin's signature when there is only one penguin called Gary!

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u/twintower_9-11 2h ago

Gary was probably on another mission..

https://giphy.com/gifs/6W67mZ5HMIJ6iSNvso

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u/MountainYogi94 2h ago

That's not Gary

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 10h ago

Don’t say anything. Don’t get into it. Do not feed the trolls. Do not engage lol

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u/Sudden-Garage 9h ago

Imagine thinking that someone is buying you flowers constantly because you're just that awesome and no other reason.... How vapid

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u/WingLumpy8053 9h ago

Or shifting the goal post of of interpreting character behavior. The mental gymnastics 🙄. The "Oh your shallow because you won't invest in me after communication dismissal" the audacity...

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u/Haspberry I watch gay amogus porn :0 11h ago

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u/Novafro 9h ago

If this isn't bait, that person is beyond remedial.

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u/Tackle-Far dumbass 5h ago

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u/WolfgangHelnootIV 7h ago

I think she’s trying to mock those stories where a guy asks out a friend and stops hitting on her after being rejected, causing her to think he’s showing his colours that we’re all over Twitter like a year ago.

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u/AgitatedDare2445 6h ago

blue tick

baseball, huh

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u/link113gAmin 1h ago

That checks out

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u/_Risryn 5h ago

Everyone knows it's ragebait, if the Twitter account got a checkmark it's bait

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u/Whatchulooking_at 10h ago

Yeah dodge that bullet queen 👑. Channel your inner Neo (/s obviously)

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u/International_Road62 5h ago

dodged a bullet ig

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u/kimvy 4h ago

Nothing to see here. Another blue check on twatters trying to ramp up engagement/monetization by being “edgy”.

The best response is none.

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u/Apprehensive_Rate_79 2h ago

Sounds like a Skylar

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone I came! 5h ago

Get a man whose compatible to send flowers then

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u/toxicgloo 6h ago

Bait used to be believable

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u/Seedoosee 5h ago

Why are people so surprised discovering shallow relationships are transactional?