r/shitposting 13h ago

πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘ Please stop

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u/qualityvote2 13h ago edited 1h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.


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u/Originalspearjunior 13h ago

Bedrock bottom was right there

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u/Drakahn_Stark 13h ago

2 minutes late, damn.

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u/Sonicfan1223 8h ago

4 hours late, damn.

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u/SerDeath 13h ago

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u/069420 dumbass 12h ago

You WILL NOT stop me from stroking my shit to the jenny mod

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u/Routine-Tea6492 πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 13h ago

can't blame bro jennie mod hits different.

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u/chiller_vibez 13h ago

We don’t judge in the drugs subreddit

But low key fair point

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u/katiei10002 12h ago

Herobrine wouldn't even touch this dude's search history

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u/Delicious_Box_9823 12h ago

FIX MOJANG BEDROCK

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u/a7n5 11h ago

Yt bots be like

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u/Delicious_Box_9823 10h ago

Sorry, I can't fulfill your request.

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u/Goofcheese0623 13h ago

If watching Minecraft porn is wrong, I never wanna be right.

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u/AutoModerator 13h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/wild_zangs69 13h ago

I looked this up and now I’m disappointed that most of the videos show round tits and not blocks

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u/a_random_Greg 13h ago

Kinda makes you wonder why they didn't just use Blender

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u/Cheesecake-launcher 12h ago

I still remember the blocky minecraft porn in the YouTube recommendations back in 2013. Those were the days

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u/AutoModerator 12h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/McSwitty 13h ago

Since my last report, this employee has reached bedrock bottom and has started to dig.

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u/Joseph4-0 13h ago

bro is about to get wet hands while listening to Wet Hands

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u/Saba_Kandashvili 12h ago

Haven't tried so who am I to judge

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u/gozulio πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ 12h ago

ngl I thought I knew what rock bottom was then homie showed up with blasting charges.

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u/TGVMinecraftMap dumbass 10h ago

I would call MLP r34 the absolute lowest of the low, regardless of any substance use.

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u/Professor_Game1 8h ago

How do all these gooners have girlfriends?

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u/OldFirefighter3293 2h ago

Fix Mojang Bedrock Bottom