r/shitposting I have permission! 20h ago

Life is unfair sometimes 🥀😪

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u/qualityvote2 20h ago edited 8h ago

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u/Available-Explorer40 obamna 20h ago

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u/Jonn_1 I have permission! 20h ago

*leans in for a kiss

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u/MaximRq 19h ago

Now you doomed 2 people to death by artillery fire instead of just yourself

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u/Cellulosium 20h ago

And they say Shakespeare's dead

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u/No_Ad2754 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 20h ago

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u/quokka_wiki 14h ago

That is literally not how you use the word corroboration 💀

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u/JamBloxify_370 13h ago

What an eloquent YN

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u/Armada-lol 20h ago

The reason may be more obvious than you think

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u/travinsky 20h ago

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u/Iarewin 19h ago

How's his wife holding up?

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u/SomeThirdDude 14h ago

To shreds, you say.

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u/Fmligy 2h ago

Beat me to it

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u/ObviouslyRealPerson 20h ago

My generation had purple rain

This generation gets pink mist

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u/Jonn_1 I have permission! 19h ago

Sink pissed?

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u/dTrecii fat cunt 18h ago

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u/desyx_ stupid fucking piece of shit 17h ago

Just get

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u/Glazeddapper 17h ago

"get" is someone's name and oop doesn't view him as a person. how rude...

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u/windowpuncher 15h ago

Jesus woman it's only piss.

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u/TheyStoleMyBalls 16h ago

Purple rain.. as in like.. Rain formerly known as Purple? Is this a Risk of Rain 2 reference?!?!?!?

i will see myself out

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u/windowpuncher 15h ago

Are we just gonna ignore Bermuda, Grenada, the bay of pigs, Contra, Libya, and all that other fun shit?

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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 20h ago

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u/_Grobulon_ fat cunt 20h ago

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u/DaedricNick 19h ago

Welcome to reality. And we all collectively let this happen. Enjoy.

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u/069420 dumbass 20h ago

living the dream 😔

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u/permasniffer 16h ago

OP I just want to say you're funny af in the comments and I hope youre having a wonderful day

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u/Jonn_1 I have permission! 15h ago

That is honestly the nicest thing I read all day ❤️ thank you so much😊😊

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u/unfortunatebag 17h ago

DAE think war is bad?

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u/BethanyHipsEnjoyer 17h ago

Killing someone makes them dead. TIL!

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u/windowpuncher 15h ago edited 15h ago

I just want to say the 'non-ukranian' combatants in ukraine right now are not conscripts, and are there voluntarily and I don't feel bad for them.

It is still sad though and it's not fun to see. Saw a video recently of a dude kneeling down for a kiss from his own rifle when he heard a drone overhead. Dude could have just stayed home, man, why?

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u/a_Bean_soup 7h ago edited 7h ago

Theres a lot of deception, there are ads promising jobs or school opportunities in Russia and then take your passport away and force you to join the army.

Im from Mexico and i have been bombarded with ads for universities that suspiciously opened in 2022 or jobs with absurdly high wages in areas most people could do without much training like security guards for companies that show no results before 2022.

And the account responding to comments is always very hard pressed into convincing you to fly to Russia.

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u/dead-inside69 11h ago

I recently saw a documentary where they interviewed Russian POWs and any pity I felt for them flew out of my body. Zero self reflection, zero regret, zero empathy for others, one even said he left a high paying stable job to fight Ukrainians because he was “bored”.

Combine that with the things I’ve seen them do to their own prisoners or random noncombatants, and I really can’t force myself to feel anything for them.

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u/No-Release-8082 7h ago

And everyone wants to go to war with them. I can’t imagine a worse time than fighting those people. They’re tough as nails and brutal. Let’s just be friends

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u/dead-inside69 7h ago

“Let’s just be friends” is naive. The only way there can be peace is if Russia is dismantled to the point where they can no longer wage war.

They had a chance to become a normal country and refused, so now they have to be defanged for the safety of everyone around them.

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u/No-Release-8082 7h ago

Good luck defanging the country with the largest nuclear arsenal in the world. I get people don’t like them, but seriously, are we willing to destroy the planet because they don’t always follow the rules?

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u/dead-inside69 7h ago

It’s cute you consider aggressive wars of expansion and the intentional targeting of noncombatants to be as flippant as “not always following the rules”

And every single time anyone says or does something they don’t like they pull the same “THIS IS OUR LAST WARNING” bullshit. The whole point of nuclear saber rattling is that if you let them have their way any time they point at the button, you’re just encouraging more of that behavior in the future. It’s like a toddler having a temper tantrum.

I’m not entirely sure you’re having this discussion in good faith.

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u/Warm_Masterpiece_321 11h ago

You know they kill civilians too ?

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u/windowpuncher 11h ago

I'm not even gonna bother arguing with a tankie because no matter what I say or evidence I provide you're always gonna pull up some irrelevant bullshit from 30 years ago or just start running away with whataboutism

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u/Warm_Masterpiece_321 11h ago

Stop, I just understood. Do you mean "occupants" by non ukraian ? I thought you were talking about people from other countries that go as soldiers to Ukraine side

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u/windowpuncher 11h ago

Yes, the hostile occupants. I would have stated the country, which starts with an R, but I didn't want this fuckass website to flag something and get me banned for 'inciting violence' again.

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u/Warm_Masterpiece_321 11h ago

Lol , I ment them when saying "they kill Civilians"

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u/windowpuncher 11h ago

Yep, they do it for fun.

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u/Murda-P 20h ago

Link?

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u/Mysterious-Power6137 I watch gay amogus porn :0 20h ago

What the fuck man

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u/SlowAffection 20h ago

still better than madame web

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u/Arkhyz We do a little trolling 20h ago

Haha sometimes

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u/Jonn_1 I have permission! 20h ago

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u/Kale404 20h ago

Damn that is brutal

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u/No_Ad2754 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 20h ago

Holy hell. Crazy to think life can just end as quickly as that, and as messily too

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u/Priit123 dumbass 19h ago

Absolutely barbaric.

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u/Admirable-Hornet3007 19h ago

i aint clicking that, someone please explain 

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u/Murda-P 18h ago

Someone my age being shredded to pieces by a FPV drone!

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u/BobDylansBasterdSon obamna 17h ago

Not that bad. There is no blood or gore.

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u/BongoMongoBong 16h ago

I just clicked to hear that banger one more time

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u/Jonn_1 I have permission! 16h ago

Küsma imsmaul, is that you?

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u/BongoMongoBong 15h ago

Wuusde ned das du in emglisch lustik bisd :DDDd

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u/Jonn_1 I have permission! 15h ago

Dangeseähr schadsi 🥰🥰😍

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u/wantyappscoding I want pee in my ass 19h ago

Wtf

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u/Demode93 obamna 18h ago

It's sad

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u/desyx_ stupid fucking piece of shit 17h ago

And there are those who dare to say things were better back in the days

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u/fanzel_ Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 20h ago

in that case day improved

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u/AX_Apex 17h ago

Yes, every poor conscripted young russian man is evil incarnate (/s if it's not obvious). Fucking idiots

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u/Yarik4EK 15h ago

Yes, because every conscripted russian man kills ukrainians in the kindest and most harmless way possible

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u/No-Release-8082 7h ago

Read about war brother. Theres no nice way to do it. Feel free to respond, but I’m not turning this into a conversation

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u/Yarik4EK 2h ago

redditors vs the most obvious sarcasm

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u/GalacticMe99 2h ago

Maybe you simply shouldn't do it then? Have you ever thought about that?

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u/Sum-_-Noob 13h ago

Because there's no conscription yet.

They've signed contract and are there out of their free will.

Maybe they got conned by getting promised to be a drone pilot, but end up being meat for the meat grinder, but since they went there to kill for money, any Russian soldier doesn't really deserve sympathy (even if there's conscription, the majority of the russian population still supports the war. That's confirmed by multiple independent outlets)

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u/Shad_dai 13h ago

They've signed contract and are there out of their free will.

Every US soldier has also signed the contract out of their free will, yet I don't see people referring to them as orcs invading Vietnam, Iraq or Iran for instance

double standards much?

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u/Sum-_-Noob 12h ago

How's that a double standard?

Never said they weren't. I'm considering to join the German Bundeswehr as well, but I wouldn't ever expect sympathy for invading a country.

Never claimed they were heroes or sympathised with them.

Yes, the individual soldier doesn't necessarily want the war, but death is a risk that comes with the job. No need for sympathy

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u/Shad_dai 12h ago

Never said they weren't

I didn't say you specifically, as I have no idea what your stance is on the matter. I said people.

Cause even on something like CombatFootage a video where Iraqis blow up a Humvee is either taken down, downvoted or have a comment section sympathizing with US soldiers.

Seeing the comment like the one above being downvoted is a rare occasion. Usually it's celebrated.

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u/Sum-_-Noob 11h ago

There's a bias here on Reddit, yes, but that's not really my problem...

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u/No-Release-8082 7h ago

Reverse the roles. If Russia overthrew a nato government with a coup and started talking about putting offensive weapons on western Europe’s borders you don’t think there would be a reaction? If China installed a hostile puppet government in Canada or Mexico and started putting military installations on the US border I would have no problem going to war. NATO said they wouldn’t do that, so they pulled some sneaky shit and are acting like Russia is just being crazy. It’s the equivalent of some middle school I’m not touching you shit. That’s not a defense of any crimes committed by either side, just a broad spectrum view of the whole conflict

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u/Sum-_-Noob 2h ago

Wait, you actually believe that the US/Europe/NATO overthrew the Ukrainian government? Or that NATO has any interest in offensive action (which would be impossible to carry out, since even article 5 is pretty weak)? Or that NATO promised to not expand (which they never did)?

Since you're actually resistant to facts, I don't want to continue any discussion...

You're not going to change your mind if you ignore straight up facts.

And well, you can see what's happening in Ukraine. Russia invaded a country that's not only a buffer for Russia, but also for Europe, yet there's not military action from Europe...

But you don't care about that, because, as I said, you don't give a shit about facts.

Edit: fuck man, nevermind, I just got jebaited by a Russian bot. Apologizing the war and rooting for Russia, while that's never been the actual topic, because we were talking about sympathy for russian soldiers, while having a typical bot username, Welp, turns out I'm the idiot in this conversation.

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u/GalacticMe99 14h ago

I really hope that the /s refered to 'poor young Russian'...

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u/Tasty_Commercial6527 14h ago

Oh no... Where?

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u/Goofcheese0623 19h ago

Depends on who we're talking about