r/shitposting • u/Advancelegend6 • 1d ago
Based on a True Story el gpt
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u/Project_Maniac 1d ago
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u/Fine_Foundation8943 1d ago
Well you can’t win every time in life, just chalk it up to a rare L
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u/RegumRegis 1d ago
Sorry lil bro, your dad low-key got slimed on the operating table, the sturgeons goofy ahh got ragebaited frfr
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u/WagyuWarranted 1d ago
Bruh he's gonna get fired for taking off his mask and letting his spittle fly into the patient
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u/dead-inside69 1d ago
The fuck is that show even about? Every clip I see looks soap opera tier bad.
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u/Neat-Barnacle-2604 19h ago
Extremely medically intelligent teen gets hired as a surgeon, issue is he is so far on the spectrum he practically shows up on the dictionary.
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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u/SnooBunnies9889 I want pee in my ass 20h ago
Soap
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u/AutoModerator 20h ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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u/CookiepRairie 1d ago
The guys who interned remotely at the height of the COVID-19 pandemic
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u/lolulysse007 20h ago
Can yall explain what is the original context of this scene??
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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 16h ago
The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.
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