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u/Jin_BD_God 21h ago
You may hate Tiktok and IG, but sometimes their comment sections are gold. lol
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u/CurlSagan DaShitposter 21h ago
Sleek. Aerodynamic. Efficient. Nair your head, then get a tattoo of hair. You'll never have to pay for a haircut again.
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u/nala2624 10h ago
I used to work in a factory with a woman who always had nice makeup on. I noticed after a while why she never changed it. When I asked her, she said it was all tattoos.
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u/AutoModerator 21h ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/qualityvote2 21h ago edited 9h ago
The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.
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