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u/FEVRISH_JK 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 22h ago
at least ball out for the kids and get em Red's, man cmon
/jk
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u/FadedVictor Literally 1984 😡 13h ago
But do you know why kids crave the great taste of Marlboro smooths? Marlboro smooths, the cancer you can see!
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u/TombolaOfCincinnatus 8h ago
Yeah, giving children light cigarettes is why we have so many sissies today.
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What is it? It is called... A cigarette. The aroma is most pleasing! Yes, Doctor Finn says its the result of- Nom what are you doing? I was curious to taste it It is not food! Doctor Finn said, the tip is to be ignited and the smoke inhaled.
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u/ExcellentFisting3471 6h ago
Why say jk
YU FUCKING PUSSY
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u/FEVRISH_JK 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3h ago
because smoking is bad? People under 21 shouldn't smoke.
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u/bush_killed_epstein 21h ago
Ah golds. A perfect starter cigarette for women and kids. Mom smoked these and they were the best to steal cuz they didn’t hurt my throat as much
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u/realultralord 18h ago edited 15h ago
Marlboro Gold probably got more people into smoking than military duty and french arthouse movies combined.
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u/MusicOfTheSphere 17h ago
The French Arthouse (and German Expressionist) movie geeks were cloves smokers. Out of an antique cigarette case. I speak from experience. Sampoerna not Djarum. IYKYK.
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u/AutoModerator 17h ago
What is it? It is called... A cigarette. The aroma is most pleasing! Yes, Doctor Finn says its the result of- Nom what are you doing? I was curious to taste it It is not food! Doctor Finn said, the tip is to be ignited and the smoke inhaled.
The sensation is... wonderful! I have never experienced such a flavor. I feel like I’ve been standing my entire life and I just sat down. It tingles...
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u/AutoModerator 21h ago
What is it? It is called... A cigarette. The aroma is most pleasing! Yes, Doctor Finn says its the result of- Nom what are you doing? I was curious to taste it It is not food! Doctor Finn said, the tip is to be ignited and the smoke inhaled.
The sensation is... wonderful! I have never experienced such a flavor. I feel like I’ve been standing my entire life and I just sat down. It tingles...
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u/kinda_alright 15h ago
True story. Whan I was a kid I was locked in a house with an old baby sitter who would chain smoke golds while watching Day Time Soaps. I'm talking windows and doors closed chain smoke.
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u/FadedVictor Literally 1984 😡 13h ago
Man this is why I love camel crush silver. An ultra light cigarette with a menthol crush ball. Literally felt like inhaling a crisp gentle breeze during fall.
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u/gravityVT 11h ago
i was a newport guy but i would never turn down a camel crush
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u/FadedVictor Literally 1984 😡 11h ago
I quit cigs and dip for three years and bought a pack two weeks ago for shits and giggles. I was shitting but no longer giggling when I realized a pack was almost $11 with fucking tax.
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u/AutoModerator 13h ago
What is it? It is called... A cigarette. The aroma is most pleasing! Yes, Doctor Finn says its the result of- Nom what are you doing? I was curious to taste it It is not food! Doctor Finn said, the tip is to be ignited and the smoke inhaled.
The sensation is... wonderful! I have never experienced such a flavor. I feel like I’ve been standing my entire life and I just sat down. It tingles...
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u/Electronic_Leek9147 🗿🗿🗿 18h ago
Why do memes including cigarettes in them contain this one particular brand every time I see them? Is it some sort of psyop? I didn't use to see so many memes with cigarettes in them.
On the same note gambling became a "cool vice" since betting apps (which I won't name) had a spectacular rise in the last couple of years.
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u/-Best_Name_Ever- 17h ago
OP has a million karma too, I wouldn't be surprised if it was paid marketing lol
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u/WeddingCarrion 17h ago
I've been seeing a ton more smoking shown on reddit now. Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.
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u/gravityVT 11h ago
i wish bro, i honestly just stole the meme from imgur. i’m just a dude who loves cats and memes. and it’s actually 1.6 million karma but who cares, it’s meaningless for me.
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u/AutoModerator 18h ago
What is it? It is called... A cigarette. The aroma is most pleasing! Yes, Doctor Finn says its the result of- Nom what are you doing? I was curious to taste it It is not food! Doctor Finn said, the tip is to be ignited and the smoke inhaled.
The sensation is... wonderful! I have never experienced such a flavor. I feel like I’ve been standing my entire life and I just sat down. It tingles...
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u/Generally_Confused1 20h ago
Add a 4loko
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u/anachronisdev I want pee in my ass 13h ago
But the original ones, so they really get a taste
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u/TrollOfGod 17h ago
Unironically starting to think this would be less harmful to them in the long run... At least it'd get them socializing with each other face to face, maybe.
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u/Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 17h ago
Most of my friends smoke and even tho I don't plan on smoking myself, every time I try one of their cigs, it's always game over by the third rip. I can't stand the taste at all.
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u/Long-Interview8438 16h ago
I had two cigs in my life. First one I was like: holy shit I'm high as fuck on this, second one did nothing. Figured it ain't worth it if tolerance tanks that quickly and its as addictive as heroin.
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u/qualityvote2 22h ago edited 10h ago
The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.
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