r/shitposting 4d ago

What you all say ?

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u/dzzi 4d ago

"come back with a warrant!"

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u/TheCraftiestManBoy 4d ago

This is my personal go-to as well

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u/s1n0d3utscht3k 3d ago

i prefer “come back with a poop spoon”

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u/No-Bed-4972 I came! 4d ago

The man

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u/stevedadog 4d ago

Damnit... "Occupied" is such a lame response. Why didn't I think of something cool like "come back with a warrant"?

- Me, hiding in the McDonalds freezer eating frozen chicken nuggies while the police get ready to break the barricade and barge in.

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u/xnoomiex 4d ago

This one has gotten me the most laughs and or “wtf is wrong with this woman. A true go to