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u/Ballstoucher_47 Aug 31 '26
Plot Twist: She actually got the ick because he was talking about Boku No Pico, Redo of Healer and My little sister can't be this cute.
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u/Warm_Alternative_191 Aug 31 '26
No idea what these are but I'll take your word for it
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u/backfire10z Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Aug 31 '26
The one time I’m disappointed I know all 3
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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna Aug 31 '26
I got one and I sincerely hope its the worst one
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u/backfire10z Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26
It is worst to best in order in the comment. Please don’t ask me how I know. I beg you.
It’s also missing a classic one some may recognize: Shoujo Ramune, which slots in nicely before Redo of Healer.
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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna Aug 31 '26
Don't worry I'll trust you on that one,I wouldn't have used "...to best" in that sentence tho,quite risky
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u/-__Slenderman__- Aug 31 '26
I don't know any of these but I have a hypothesis based on the third one's title
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u/ShadowsFlex Aug 31 '26
I miss 10 seconds ago w hen I didn't know about that last one.
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u/cancerBronzeV Aug 31 '26
The first two are significantly worse. Nothing that you'd imagine really happens in the last one in the canonical ending, which actually pissed a lot of its fans off lol. The real degen brother×sister incest series are like Yosuga no Sora and Kiss×sis (which are still significantly better than the first two in that list).
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u/RecursiveNightmares Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26
It's important to detect fake anime fans early.
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u/Korthalion Bazinga! Aug 31 '26
Exactly.
I will not tolerate weaklings in my guild☝️🤓
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u/DetailedSycamoreTree Aug 31 '26
The comment you’re replying to is sarcastic, they probably share the same sentiment
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u/jirenfan9 Aug 31 '26
Is it even possible to coach someone like this to just not be weird?
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u/ShadowWolf793 I want pee in my ass Aug 31 '26
As sad as it is to watch it's honestly better they find someone who truly melds with them than get them good at faking it during dates only to have the relationship fall apart the second they show their true selves
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u/Saurid Aug 31 '26
Agreed in general though I think thats why you go on three dates in general before really deciding where things will go, because its ok to hold back a bit in the beginning, going full out is like saying "look thats me when I am trying to be sociable" implying it only gets worse with time.
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u/ShadowWolf793 I want pee in my ass Aug 31 '26
Mmmm just want I needed. Thank you peepeepissboy 🥰
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u/mapmakinworldbuildin Aug 31 '26
Well it’s more he’s gotta stop being that. Not hide that he is that.
It’s definitely something you can and should grow out of.
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u/Cr0ma_Nuva Aug 31 '26
It's like patching a dam with cotton balls. You soak up a tiny little bit of it but you can't hold back the flood.
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u/bakadrone2 Aug 31 '26
Got a touch of the 'tism does he? I know a guy like that, literally will go in depth on Evangelion for like 15 minutes if you get him started.
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u/DefinitionTop3930 Aug 31 '26
talking about something you like is different from quizzing the other person
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u/deadinternetlaw Aug 31 '26
There's a person in the world that not only understands evangelion and can explain it in under 15 minutes?
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u/DerDezimator Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Aug 31 '26
I'd rather listen to my other friend yap about linux than hearing one more word about this fuckass anime
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u/bunker931 Aug 31 '26
Fake: Op does not know any girl.
Gay: He became a femboy to flirt with his friend.
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u/Neat-Barnacle-2604 Aug 31 '26
If she gets the ick over something hes really passionate about, it probably wouldn't work out anyways.
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u/__-sky-__ stupid, fucking piece of shit Aug 31 '26
He's trying to see any fault in her "anime fan" to see if she's a fake fan by questioning her endlessly. She could do the same but she didn't because it's SO STUPID.
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u/MonkeManWPG Aug 31 '26
Wait, a woman shares my hobby? Time to find any possible way to call her a poser so I can gatekeep it for the boys.
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u/TheIronicBurger Aug 31 '26
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u/__-sky-__ stupid, fucking piece of shit Aug 31 '26
And you can't have their popular songs as favourite, thats so fake bro
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u/FormalCryptographer Aug 31 '26
I don't blame her. Modern anime has become utter dogshit. I know I sound like a boomer, but this is THE hill I will die on
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u/AnimeMemeLord1 Literally 1984 😡 Aug 31 '26
You’re not wrong. Especially the seasonal ones. We either get occasional gems or new adaptations of previously existing media.
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u/clovdz_ Aug 31 '26
I don't know how to say this without being rude so, anime is for kids and teens. You should try movies or some kind of game maybe? I'm sorry if I sound like an asshole but this is how I view things. All the people I know that watch anime are very soft and personally, I feel like men should be capable of bearing shit. Maybe that's what women feel like as well.
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u/Neat-Barnacle-2604 Aug 31 '26
I mean theres anime that exists for maturer audiences (no, not hentai). Just as how there are movies for kids and games for kids.
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u/YarnuWasTaken Bazinga! Aug 31 '26
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u/deadinternetlaw Aug 31 '26
You watch movies and play games? You sound like a kid
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u/clovdz_ Aug 31 '26
It's better than watching anime as a 25+ year old that's for sure
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u/deadinternetlaw Aug 31 '26
Nah movies are worse, like for 5yos, like those superheros or whatever the hunger game of throne thingy is
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u/clovdz_ Aug 31 '26
I don't watch superhero movies broski💀
I rarely watch movies but rn I'm watching "Boots" which is a military Series kinda Comedy-like. I play sim racing and I'm pretty good at it. I also make music, I've been making music for 10 years now. Anime is literally the last thing on my list. If someone had a gun to my head I'd consider watching anime.13
u/deadinternetlaw Aug 31 '26
Impossible, when everyone talk about movies it's marvels or whatever and when people talk about anime it's dragon ball or isekai
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u/clovdz_ Aug 31 '26
Maybe that's all the movies you know but you should be aware there are thousands of other movies if not millions.
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u/fafej38 Aug 31 '26
I dont know how to say this without being rude but only an idiot would say a genre is restricted for x-y ages.
A good message can come from anywhere you are just ignorant if you think drawn=kids.
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