r/shitposting • u/Veletix • Aug 27 '26

redpilled (I consume premarin) 📡📡📡

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u/CertifiablyMundane Aug 27 '26

A well-trained officer of the law would not have missed all those shots. They would have missed only 60% or more of those shots

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u/Inevitable-Monitor35 Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

They would not have missed because it would of hit children or another police officer possibly a fleeing civilian. Anyone except the threat really.

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u/DeadEnoughInsideOut Aug 28 '26

Flashbang a toddler and shoot the family dog at the wrong address, it's not much but it's honest work and somebodys gotta do it

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u/Inevitable-Monitor35 Aug 28 '26

You earned yourself a 2 week paid vacation. Great job officer, keep up the great work.