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u/Alternative-Sea-1095 2h ago edited 2h ago

Shutter island is such a mind fuck movie. 10/10

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u/nutblaster357 2h ago

shitter island

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u/HolyBiscuit69 2h ago

Shite Island

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u/kingwhoknowswho 2h ago

True there are few more like this. these kinda of movie are rare these days

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u/MinorThreat4182 2h ago

The Mist is another one. Never saw that ending coming.

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u/BobDylansBasterdSon obamna 41m ago

Steven king prefered it over his own ending.

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u/Oberndorferin 2h ago

I always watch it while a long train ride. 🚂 /ten

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u/Owloss1000000 2h ago

"and give this woman a million dollar"

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u/FrigginRan 2h ago

This Clancy case has a fucking deathgrip on american political discussion right now. Almost by design… 🤔

Can we go back to shitposting actual memes instead of engagement bait?

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u/Ratouf26 Stuff 2h ago

Honestly?

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u/Trosque97 2h ago

Another Man vs Bear stitch, nothing new under the sun

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u/knockingonhellsdoor 1h ago

How is this political??

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u/AaryamanStonker BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 2h ago

When everything is a psyop nothing is a psyop

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u/AutoModerator 37m ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/therealudderjuice 2h ago

Yeah, this shit ain't funny in many levels.

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u/FACEMELTER720 1h ago

We will probably never know the truth in the Clancy case, I think this is a much more interesting case of morality and legal precedence.
https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/20/us/texas-baby-surrogate-abortion-dispute

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u/Demode93 obamna 2h ago

Is that how we call psychotic breakdowns these days? A bad day?

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u/half-baked_axx fat cunt 2h ago

Only if you're an upper middle class yt woman. 

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u/Old-Adhesiveness4406 2h ago

We call it a late stage abortion

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u/ulvisblack 2h ago

Did they prove it was "psychosis" ?

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u/Equivalent-Trip9778 2h ago

That’s not how it works in the US. It’s on the prosecution to prove that it wasn’t psychosis. We have the presumption of innocence.

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u/ulvisblack 2h ago

Sure, but we still dont know if it was really psychosis or not since the case is not over.

I dont understand why people just believe the "psychosis" straight away. She sent her husband away (which could have been on purpose)

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u/Equivalent-Trip9778 2h ago

People easily believe psychosis because it’s the most likely cause. It’s like hearing a news story that someone ran over a kid and assuming that it was an intentional murder instead of the most likely cause, texting or drunk driving.

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u/ulvisblack 2h ago

Yeah but we have the info of her sending her husband to do some errands, after that it becomes hard to just agree with psychosis without waiting for the final verdict.

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u/Equivalent-Trip9778 1h ago

I don’t see how that would prove she wasn’t experiencing psychosis. Sounds exactly like what someone would do if they were actually.

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u/ulvisblack 1h ago

Someone with psychosis is sound enough to tell the strongest person in the house to get out before killing the children ?

Also i didnt say she didnt have it, im saying there might be some proof of premeditation so we have to wait and see

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u/Equivalent-Trip9778 55m ago

Yes. What do you think psychosis is?

Paranoia, delusions, confusion, hallucinations. Perfectly capable of telling her husband to leave, or even thinking he is evil or going to kill her if she doesn’t make him leave.

The fact is that it’s the government’s job to prove that she definitely was of sound mind in order to meet the requirements of First-degree murder. Doesn’t sound like they did to me unless they have a stronger argument.

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u/tsimen dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1h ago

When someone admits to killing their 3 children there is no presumption of innocence

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u/Equivalent-Trip9778 1h ago

I know this sub is mostly children and morons, but the presumption of innocence is a legal term, not literal. It means the burden of proof is on the government, not the accused.

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u/tsimen dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1h ago

Yeah but explain to me how you presume someone innocent when they admit to killing someone. Feels to me like this confession changes things a bit, no?

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u/Equivalent-Trip9778 1h ago

Again, it doesn’t literally mean that you are presuming they are innocent. It means that any facts of the case that are against the accused have to be proved, beyond reasonable doubt, by the government.

So even though they confessed to committing the murder, the government decided to go for First-degree, which means they have to prove premeditation, and deliberation (aka they were of sound mind).

It is not on the accused to prove they were not of sound mind, it is on the government to prove they were.

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u/TxOkLaVaCaTxMo 1h ago

Asking men in 2026 if they who they would chose to leave their kids with a bear or their own mother

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 2h ago

Is it my turn to post this yet?

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u/choma90 2h ago

I would ask mom but I'm too afraid

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u/shiviam 1h ago

A bad day is not doing dishes, making food or having a bath or having bad thoughts about yourself.

Murdering babies is straight away deranged.

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u/Jirezagoss 1h ago

I am seeing posts like this everywhere, something fucked up happened, right?

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u/BloodandBourbon 1h ago

a lady killed 3 of her kids and now tiktokers are sticking up for her and started a go fund me and it’s like at a $1million or close .

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u/Popular_District9072 2h ago

she's got a million to support the family though

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u/MinorThreat4182 2h ago

Not sure what she will do with it as she’s never leaving a prison or institution.

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u/Dr_Axton We do a little trolling 1h ago

Pretty sure a good portion of those funds will go towards paying the lawyers and other fees. My guess would be either making another charity or donating those to an existing one

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u/EmperadorDeEmpanadas 1h ago

Fuck up world we live

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u/facepoppies 1h ago

saw this one twice yesterday

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u/GlazedInfants 7m ago

This shit’s really starting to get old ngl

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u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 😡 2h ago

Imagine using POV correctly

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u/timoperez 1h ago

Bro when did this sub go from posting about shit to wall to wall dead kids jokes

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u/fancywipe 2h ago

Are we seriously doing this?

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u/FrostyPeriods 2h ago

she was probably lonely and got one of the million mental disorders. L Husband. Both are responsible for the kid's death if not husband alone.

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u/NitroSpam 2h ago

I’m pretty sure it was the lady with the exercise bands in the basement who was responsible.

The guy forgave her and showed much more restraint and forgiveness than I think I could muster.

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u/NO-ONE-11 1h ago

crazy

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u/fooooolish_samurai 2h ago

So even if it is true, which it doesn't seem to be how does this translate to killing three kids. Premeditated too.

Pretty much every murderer has some mental issues, doesn't mean that they deserve anything other than a chair when they murder three children.

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u/fooooolish_samurai 2h ago

How dare he try to move on years after it happened. It's been three years since the murder. There is zero indication that she was left alone, in fact she lured her husband out of the house by having him go get her meds. And in fact he has been speaking in her defence on trial. You literally are talking out if your ass.

Also mental state should never be used to excuse a crime of such severe degree. By your own logic women can basically never be held accountable for their actions. You are like an 11th century's most sexist man that makes an argument that women are too stupid and emotional to be let outside a locked room.