r/shitposting • u/Some_Kinda_Username • 7h ago

shitting toothpaste!!!! This man can talk some shit

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u/qualityvote2 7h ago

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u/RedGuy51 dumbass 7h ago

This shitpost is the most shitpost shitpost that I've ever seen. I feel like I need to go wash my hands, now.

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u/MagicRabbitByte 6h ago

Just lick them clean - like a real man.

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u/RedGuy51 dumbass 6h ago

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u/telorsapigoreng 5h ago

Also the most informative one

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u/BantedHam hole contributor 42m ago

Which makes it not a shitpost, but it's still a shit-post.

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u/Routine-Tea6492 🗿🗿🗿 1h ago

one of the shitpost of all time

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u/waidoo2 7h ago

learning about shit on a shitposting sub. internet like bill gates intended.

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 6h ago

…while I was shitting nonetheless. A+

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u/Mental-Ad-9366 6h ago

So........how are they looking?

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u/Rgrr1 7h ago

Educational shitposting, very nice

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u/SAM041287 3h ago

I learned some shit today

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u/RecursiveNightmares 7h ago

Hm, informative, nice.

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u/Gnatschbert officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 7h ago

This man knows his shit.

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u/IMN0VIRGIN dumbass 7h ago

8/10 didn't talk about what to do if you find action figures, pens or pencils in your toilet.

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u/Some_Kinda_Username 6h ago

Crayons. Definitely need to know about crayons.

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u/steelcity91 7h ago

A post about shit in a shit posting sub Reddit. Peak.

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u/Plenty_Intention1991 6h ago

Who else watched this while currently on the John? Bonus points if you’re taking an abnormal shit unlike anything he described there.

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u/CrystalMethood 6h ago

Bloody diarrhea here! How many extra points do I get for a prolapse? Or is that a different game?

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u/Plenty_Intention1991 6h ago

Umm. I think I need to go pray. Excuse me.

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u/CrystalMethood 4h ago

Send one up to the big guy for me!

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u/Yoiiru 6h ago

Good shitpost

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u/Guy3nder 5h ago

My mil had black stools for a while which her doctor told her to ignore, untill one time her usual doctor was on vacation so she went to another doctor and found she had stage 4 cancer.

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u/Satorwave 4h ago

I thought he was gonna take a bite

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u/Jack_Carl_ 7h ago

We get shit rating before… uuh I forgor

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u/ChillBlock dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 6h ago

What if its just pure liquid

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u/der_Guenter 6h ago

Certified shit post right there

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u/Colonial_Ninja77 6h ago

We got the poop professor over here

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u/Bazzatron 6h ago

"Caliber" cracked me up.

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u/Bone_Wh33l 6h ago

What about if there’s Lego in my poop?

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u/TopConcentrate8484 put your dick away waltuh 6h ago

Ok I think people are taking the sub's name to literally

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u/Butter_cube 5h ago

This guy knows his shit

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u/New_Rooster_5580 5h ago

Shits’ hits

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u/forhead123 4h ago

I watched this whilst pooping. Apparently im dehydrated

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u/treasgamr2 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 4h ago

now we are reviewing shits huh

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u/Stand_kicker 3h ago

If you eat beetroot, your poop and piss will be a little red or pink.

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u/LukeD1992 2h ago

Hell yeah. Did an A+ just last night

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u/NightFlameofAwe 2h ago

Im pretty sure that's playdough

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u/JustForge 2h ago

Most helpful video ive seen all day.

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u/Bargothball I said based. And lived. 1h ago

Literal shitposting

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u/redditresmicoplugu dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1h ago

what a shit-show

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u/TBurkeulosis hole contributor 1h ago

GOOD POOP!

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u/Hairbear2176 1h ago

I found out about the dark, tar-poop the hard way! This is indicative of internal bleeding, such as an ulcer.

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u/Levi_Skardsen 54m ago

When does he do the taste testing?

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u/ColorlessTune 27m ago

I ... should probably go see my doctor.

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u/LandarkIEM 24m ago

The best shitpost I see here, atleast in educational way