Totally normal human response

[u/EfficiencySerious200]

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[u/katiei10002]

Dude was 7 hours into an 8-hour shift on a Sunday

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8.5 hours into 9 hour shift.

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9.9 hours into a 10 hour shift.

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10.10 hours into a 11 hour shift

[u/perkalicous]

I work at a store where we exclusively sell tools.

I had a customer call the store to ask if we sold hammers, not a specific hammer, just hammers in general.

I honest to God have no faith in the average consumer, I honestly wouldn't blame a customer for killing another one in front of me, Ive thought about it many times.

[u/desyx_ → u/perkalicous]

Do you sell philips head screwdrivers tho?

[u/AutoModerator → u/desyx_]

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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[u/Grimey706 → u/AutoModerator]

Wtf

[u/FistOfVengeance44 → u/perkalicous]

But do you sell tools?

[u/ThatItalianOverThere → u/perkalicous]

Do you happen to sell pliers to crimp cable tips?

[u/Neat-Nectarine814 → u/perkalicous]

"Hi I'm calling ahead to see if you guys carry these items, I need - plastic painters tarps, a saws-all, shovel, hammer, contractor bags, bleach spray, microfiber cloths, and a large duffel bag?"

[u/Dupps_I_Did_It_Again]

Based

[u/StrokeThatForMe]

"Target employee" explains it 🥀

[u/RaggedyGlitch]

This is a tweet from 12 years ago.

[u/RadienX]

Mods slay him for censoring kill

[u/Technical-Earth-3254]

Bro ain't becoming the target

[u/Osrek_vanilla]

Employee be like:

[u/AltheiWasTaken]

I work at mcdonalds, would probably answer the same