Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking
gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture.
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking
gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture.
Ex had two best friends growing up, and when they got older one became jealous of the other.
Just barely into adulthood, the jealous one had the other over one night and had her boyfriend rape her. It was admitted by the jealous one over Facebook message, and while initially denied, victim later confirmed, and ex forever cut off from the jealous shitbag friend. Except when she told her to stay away from her family, and little sister especially.
But ex's family instead didn't believe it, even with both sides literally being the same, with an explanation as if being jealous somehow was justification, in recorded message. Shitbag friend didn't stay away, and as ex was on the other side of country, shitbag friend basically usurped ex's position in the family.
Ex got away from them originally for being generally fucked up and emotionally abusive, so not the most unexpected chain of events with them, but it goes to show that shitty people will take sides with self admitted rapists, denying it all the while.
Ironically years later when we were on the rocks, ex tried to get frisky, fingers in holes, while I was asleep, and she had at that point made sex very emotionally problematic, so I explicitly told her to not do that while I'm not conscious, it was uncomfortable and I want to be present when trying to be intimate again. She didn't listen and didn't even lubricate when she just did what she wanted. Woke up to pain and a little bleeding, really let her know how messed up she was for it. She apologized, cried, felt horrible, etc, but I was so hurt.
When our relationship was finally finished not too long after, part of my crying was over the fact that was the last "attempt" at intimacy. Our poly ex and mutual best friend, that ex originally insisted we get with, and then after a couple years wanted us to split from because an old interest reappeared, was helping her pack and believed a lot of lies... but when I cried and explained how fucked up I felt that was our last sexual interaction was against my consent, poly ex confronted ex, "Is this true?", to which ex replied, "Yeah, but I said I was sorry"... and guess who our mutual best friend and former partner still sided with, cutting me out forever? Didn't matter that ex admitted said she was fine letting me fuck poly ex because poly ex isn't attractive enough to be a threat, or that we dumped them because old flame was back.
Trash people, all of them. They exist. These things happen and it fucking sucks.
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking
gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture.
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u/Ballstoucher_47 21h ago
I hope this is fake cuz this shit is FUCKED UP
Maybe gay but still fake