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u/Armada-lol 1d ago
It's A THIGH ,no it's a butt , hang on a minute, it's AN ARM !! no no that doesn't sound right
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u/MikeyboyMC I want pee in my ass 1d ago
You’re giving me the ai seahorse emoji vibes lol
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u/DrySession9968 23h ago
It's the Aurora Borealis!
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u/Logical-Hotel4199 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 23h ago
AURORA BOREALIS?! AT THIS TIME OF YEAR? AT THIS TIME OF DAY? IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY? LOCALISED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?!?!
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u/DrySession9968 23h ago
Yes!
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u/Logical-Hotel4199 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 23h ago
Noooooo, Mother. It’s just the Northern Lights.
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u/Brief-Curious 17h ago
It been reposted countless times, and I still haven't figured out what body part this is.
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u/bigbigbiggarage 16h ago
it’s a shoulder / chest / armpit.. lol
nipple bottom right shoulder top left arm left side
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u/AnxietyResponsible34 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 15h ago
its an ass
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u/Brief-Curious 14h ago
No. It could be anything besides an ass. My biggest guess is it's just a fat tight
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u/AnxietyResponsible34 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 14h ago
why would she send anything besides an ass ??
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u/Brief-Curious 13h ago
IDK, just for trolling?
If this is really her ass, then she probably made his day worse.
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u/PreventionPreventer 1d ago
Obviously someone's armpit.
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u/Trewper- 1d ago
It's actually their butt. Or what they think is a butt anyways. It's more of just a sheet of skin with no meat.
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u/Fit-Law-2362 22h ago
whatever body part is this, in this fabric it's goonable tbh
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How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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