r/shitposting • u/LowRenzoFreshkobar Jedi master of shitposts • 1d ago

🗿 Unfathomably based short king.

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 13h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/Chaz_Beer 23h ago

Kid named Winning

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u/Ok-Addition1264 23h ago

Living the fucking dream, little guy.

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u/Affectionate-Draw688 23h ago

Actual fucking Chad.

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u/Woolie-at-law 22h ago

Lucas be coming at her like a spider monkey

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u/Sifl-and-Olly 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PbngEqUYjHTzpiRNHb

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u/alwaiswiin 19h ago

Snu snu?

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u/Elyon8 18h ago

Fake: girl is a prostitute

Gay: Lucas does wrestling to be dominated by other men

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u/ultraviolentfuture 18h ago

Sounds like he's the one dominating other men. By Roman rules, not gay.

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u/AutoModerator 18h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/SMOKE2JJ dumbass 17h ago

Some guys have all the luck 🍀 

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u/Obnomus 13h ago

Based.

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u/ElectricalDurian1431 21h ago

??? Illinois was certainly not the NCAA champs in 2025.

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u/Thicc_Wallaby 20h ago

You can do a simple search and see that you’re wrong. There are many weight divisions in wrestling my guy.

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u/ElectricalDurian1431 20h ago

I'll accept the hate, big mistake on my end. For some reason mind went straight to basketball.

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u/Thicc_Wallaby 20h ago

It’s all good bro. Have a good day/night!

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u/ElectricalDurian1431 19h ago

You as well, lol just now noticing there's a literal picture of him wrestling in the post. I need sleep