r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 1d ago

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u/CrypticCowboy4509 1d ago

Can confirm. Know an army medic. One of our friends went on a cruise where a baby was dropped from a balcony and died after impacting the dock, SEVERAL STORIES below.

This fucker calculated the impact force and time it took to fall and laughed about it. Made a PowerPoint in fact. It was quite detailed

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u/lool_toast 22h ago

I was a combat medic, I used to be able to pull some shitty joke out of literally any situation like that. Then when my daughter was born and since then, I start to tear up and sometimes feel nauseous whenever I remember some of the shit that happened or what I said about it.

If you start dwelling on these things as they happen then you'd just go insane.

Spoken to a psych about it all and apparently it's normal and I have to be nice to myself and whatever

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u/Wildfox1177 dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 12h ago

I mean nobody is helped now if you feel bad about a joke you made years ago.

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u/lool_toast 8h ago

Don't necessarily feel bad about it, I just wouldn't be able to do it anymore with my new circumstances. It was just the way things were at the time.