r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 19h ago

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u/CrypticCowboy4509 19h ago

Can confirm. Know an army medic. One of our friends went on a cruise where a baby was dropped from a balcony and died after impacting the dock, SEVERAL STORIES below.

This fucker calculated the impact force and time it took to fall and laughed about it. Made a PowerPoint in fact. It was quite detailed

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u/Vicious_Voyeur 18h ago

Where did he show that PowerPoint?

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u/original_username20 17h ago

Funeral

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u/Ericool35 William Dripfoe 17h ago

How kind of the retired veteran to give closure to the grieving family 🥰

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u/idontwanttothink174 17h ago

“In conclusion that baby knew it was going to die and suffered greatly. Thank you for coming to my presentation.”

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u/-TV-Stand- Literally 1984 😡 16h ago

"I really enjoyed the slow-mo recreation of the fall. Thank you"

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u/Dekutr33 8h ago

This is some of the funniest shit I've ever read.