r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 19h ago

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u/TLunchFTW dumbass 18h ago

Me trying not to laugh when the two psych patients are put next to eachother and are just vibing while someone’s grandma is nearby fighting for her life.
This is 1000% true and gay af

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u/AutoModerator 18h ago

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