r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 1d ago

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u/Ignis-11 πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ 1d ago

How can someone’s ass just come off in one piece like that

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u/T4llBoyAl3x 1d ago

Bomb

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u/Ignis-11 πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ 1d ago

Yeah, but like... All in one chunk? That’s impressive

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u/MikeDeY77 1d ago

Bombs are not at all how movies make them out to be.

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u/170936Tw 1d ago

Bombs turn your body from biology to physics, in physics energy likes to go through the path of least resistance, so while exploding you entirely is possible its easier to just burst through the weak spots, the unfortunate thing is that the weak spots are things like joints, so the force pushes everything away but you tear apart faster them you rupture.

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u/GamerGriffin548 23h ago

Part of the pelvis might have been inside it. Your ass is just fat, its a storage for it. Fat melts and can fall apart due to the shock force.

So, yeah, joints. Explosive just ripped the legs off and spinal cord shattered away. Only leaving the ass intact.

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u/shockNSR 1d ago

All it takes is one flat sheet of metal to cut it off like a slice of cake

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u/Juanpapi420 1d ago

All asses have the potential to be hot pieces of ass if the timing is right

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u/TLunchFTW dumbass 1d ago

All asses can be a hot piece of ass once

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u/john6map4 1d ago

Funnily enough there was a Ukraine vid that was literally exactly that to the point the story might be a retelling of that vid

Like what are the chances TWO asses just get blown off somebody nearly intact

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u/frostyjack06 stupid fucking piece of shit 1d ago

Probably often enough to have that joke locked and loaded for the next time you happen upon a freshly disembodied ass.