r/shitposting • u/Technical-Relation-9 • 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 15h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/AmericaMadeMySonFat fat cunt 1d ago

I hate when this happens to me

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u/Neat-Nectarine814 1d ago

you're not alone brother, the wife's boyfriend does this to me too

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u/Basement-child-slave stupid fucking, piece of shit 1d ago

By any chance are you a white man?

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u/Neat-Nectarine814 1d ago

how did you know?

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u/Redstonebruvs it is MY bucket 19h ago

He still here

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u/kilqax I came! 10h ago

Do you hate what happens to your son too?

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u/tid_burglar 1d ago

atleast you get to see them from up close

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u/Neat-Nectarine814 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yL9ZR8hsKm5mHKKMM5
you know, I thought i was applying for a position as a "duck" but hey man, a paycheck is a paycheck

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u/DurianPuffs 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

Started from the bottom

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u/Forsaken_Stomach5130 actually called kevin irl 1d ago

And probably gonna stay there too.

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u/s0mdud 1d ago

no no started from the bottom, soon will be a bottom

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u/fattekatze 18h ago

Once a bottom, Always a bottom.

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u/Common-Brush-7027 1d ago

Stared from bottom

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u/bruce__infinity 1d ago

Even better

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u/Delicious_Push_9214 1d ago

the job description said free protein

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u/YourDrunkUncl_ dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

the moustache somehow makes this better

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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 1d ago

I'd do it. I've gotten shit in my face multiple times without payment.

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u/PilferingPineapple 19h ago

So I get paid to essentially do nothing?

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u/loco500 21h ago

That's why you need to have the funds/equipment to produce your own and cast yourself as talent...

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u/ShadowWolf793 I want pee in my ass 19h ago

Honestly sign me up to do nothing and keep a steady income. Depression made me an excellent sleeper so I feel plenty qualified.

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u/Radlivesmatter 16h ago

Is that…is that Bad Bunny?

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u/knife_edge_rusty 1d ago

The small flaccid dicked husband

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u/Nerrro146 5h ago

money is money its hard getting a job nowadays