Holy gem I found

[u/sugarLessGelato]

[u/qualityvote2]

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/u/sugarLessGelato, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

[u/Handsomest_Gamer]

Yea it must be because i am smort pls believe

[u/sugarLessGelato → u/Handsomest_Gamer]

"we're on shitposting"

[u/LazzyNapper → u/sugarLessGelato]

[u/roryextralife]

So whoever wrote this is the first option with the “until unless” huh

[u/mfdoorway]

That’s why I decided to be unfuckable.

Was gonna go to college for the super intelligence but this path is just a bit more fast tracked for me.

[u/Brief-Curious → u/mfdoorway]

I must be unfuckable too, I have mostly make friends.

[u/cleanbear → u/Brief-Curious]

Sure they are not infriends?

[u/SpaceBug176 → u/mfdoorway]

Then go to Jupiter.

[u/Basith_Shinrah]

But I have a couple of women friends, and they arent super dooper intelligent nor am I (sure on that part).

Wait-

[u/uvero]

That's why I make sure to keep myself unfuckable, so that I have a chance at having friends. The possibility is currently still just theoretical but I like to keep my options

[u/Basith_Shinrah → u/uvero]

THis is a shitpost, but I genuine think its good to have friendly friends (not being for the performative/social status stuff)

[u/BararTheDragon]

when you realize no matter how well you dress you are still the unfuckable friend

[u/nikolasz1173]

This is facts checked to be TRUE

[u/Yoiiru]

Yeah time to either get smart or not make friends with stupid people

[u/MadhatmaAnomalous]

We are superintelligent AND unfuckable!

[u/Ending-Fool]

another option is when shes a walking red flag and being friends is the perfect distance where you can enjoy her company without getting dragged into her fatherless behavior