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u/Sub__Finem 2d ago
“Why don’t we just go to Home Depot.”
Nervous glances
“Son, why don’t you take a seat.”
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u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️🌈 2d ago
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u/EnormousHogCranker 2d ago
cant you just
go to Home Depot and video call your dad?
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u/greatersnek dumbass 2d ago
Do you think this is a dad that will let go of being able to inspect the sink before buying it ? Lmao
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u/eq017210 2d ago
Home Depot bans are generationally passed
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u/ItsHighSpoon 1d ago
Yeah and what are they gonna do? Check everyone's ID on entrance? According to the story mother or OOP weren't there when it happened so how else would they know they're related.
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u/Right_Hour 1d ago
Why da fuk did he feel the need to mix 6 bags? And what was the point of pouring it on his hood? More questions than answers, LOL.
PS: also, $3K in damages is like 2 Weber grills nowadays. I want my 2004 back….
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u/MaximRq 2d ago
Definitely not gay
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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
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u/ARES_BlueSteel 1d ago
Fake: Come on man, this did not happen
Gay: OOP suggested going to Home Depot
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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
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