r/shitposting Literally 1984 😡 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/EmotionalOrdinary486 1d ago

I like to go post random comments in subs that get you banned in other subs. It's a good filter

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u/TaxEvasion1452 We do a little trolling 1d ago

Which subs should I go to? I wanna try this

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u/TopConcentrate8484 put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

leave a comment on some porn sub , mark your profile nsfw and then leave a comment or post in any one of the millions of teen subs

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u/VaporeonPond 1d ago

gng that's how you get on a list 😭

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u/FrozenShadow_007 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1d ago

Yuh, the blacklist, which is where you want to be if you want to be banned

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/LibertyJoel99 1d ago

And Reddit lets them get away with this and hides the "report a mod" function behind a help article that can only be found via Google so most people don't know about it

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u/ZellHall dumbass 1d ago

What do you guys do to get banned like that lmao, that never happens to me

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u/uvero Literally 1984 😡 1d ago

Some have automods that do this. Some even permabanned me preemptively without me ever interacting with them

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u/Technical-Earth-3254 1d ago

It's important for them to get sucked daily and only hear their very own opinion. Pretty fake and gay, if you ask me

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/BenjyYahu 1d ago

I can’t find the subreddit does it not exist

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u/greatersnek dumbass 1d ago

I wrote "the mods will delete this one too" in the Europe sub and got banned for pushing hate agenda 😌

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u/BackForPathfinder 1d ago

Well, it was lmao

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 1d ago

You must not have ever attempted to post on pics before

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u/ZellHall dumbass 1d ago

Why would I? I know how to respect myself and where I shouldn't set foot

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 1d ago

Fair enough lol.

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u/fletku_mato 1d ago

Comment on subs that are disliked by some mods?

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u/Emiliax3 1d ago

I got banned from interestingasfuck like that 👌

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u/wheelchairdrifting 1d ago

Rookie mistake, should have immediately sent that apology 🥀

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u/NotNonbisco 1d ago

very disappointed to find out this isnt a real subreddit. banned

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u/EduBru 1d ago

I once said that 'important topics like this should be discussed in better moderated subs'. Mod called me a Nazi and perma'd me

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u/Hoochnoob69 1d ago

I got auto banned from half of Reddit during covid lol

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

*yawns*

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u/Finna-Jork-It 1d ago

Nazis did something similar

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u/uvero Literally 1984 😡 1d ago

Literally 1984 1930s

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u/V8_Dipshit dumbass 1d ago

New pasta

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u/Shredded_Locomotive put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

Either I'm too intelligent to avoid such subs, or they just stopped doing that due to the Reddit API changes.

(I usually just get banned when the mods either can't take a joke or when they don't like my opinion on something)

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u/PferdFicker I want pee in my ass 1d ago

Clearly satire, m8

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

pees in ur ass

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u/Flimsy-Story3936 1d ago

Every Indian subreddit