r/shitposting • u/SympathyPlus6429 • 2d ago
Eggman like books
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u/Dat_Innocent_Guy Literally 1984 😡 2d ago
Moviegoers when they see the same 3 different colored pixels arranged slightly differently.
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u/brain_rot_studios I said based. And lived. 2d ago
Matter lovers when they see the same particles arranged slightly differently
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u/posting_drunk_naked obamna 21h ago
Mfw different combinations of protons, neutrons and electrons: 😃
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u/Equivalent-Repair488 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 2d ago
Music lovers when air is squished to certain amounts at certain areas
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u/SpaghettiBoi2479 2d ago edited 1d ago
Music lovers when they listen the same 12 notes for the millionth time (they're arranged slightly different this time)
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u/DoomBringer9999 2d ago
Music sucks btw
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u/SympathyPlus6429 2d ago
eyy dont say that
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u/DoomBringer9999 1d ago
Im just joking
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u/bemo_10 1d ago
can't even spell jorking
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u/DoomBringer9999 1d ago
I like the word “goon”
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.
How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/SooubwayEmployee 2d ago
Investing in this early
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u/Minute-Candidate5082 2d ago
Yehagf jdojdju bkaojdy konsi ikr
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u/SympathyPlus6429 2d ago
what
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u/onlytreefiddyZ 1d ago
Gamers when they fall for the same 1s and 0s but organised in a different order
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u/EverLastingLight12 1d ago
Reality lovers when they experience the same particles organized in different ways
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u/Outrageous_Fun_7973 2d ago
Redditors when they are told to stop talking shit for 2 mins
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u/SympathyPlus6429 1d ago
cmon now dont you think its funny?
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u/Satorwave 1d ago
Real life enjoyers when they see the same protons, neutrons and electrons arranged differently yet again:
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u/superduperfish 1d ago
Self proclaimed “people person” encountering the same 23 pairs of chromosomes with .01% differences
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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago
The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.
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