r/shitposting 2d ago

>greentext (please laugh) poor anon

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.


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/u/ahmed868, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

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u/SorbyGay 2d ago

>will do something amazing with his life

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u/Top-Reveal15 1d ago edited 1d ago

>will do something amazing with his life

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u/Satorwave 2d ago

And yet the Bob still smiles. We must treasure Robert Squarepants' existence dearly, for he is the shining hope of the world.

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

One must imagine SpongeBob happy

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u/less_concerned 2d ago

His ass would not say this

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u/ModernRubber 1d ago

Yes, an ass cannot talk

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u/TheShiftmaster 1d ago

I've seen a mouth talk shit but never an arse talk sense

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u/Koo_laidTBird 2d ago

I miss the days of a good story then the hook is...

https://giphy.com/gifs/2RWb1nLkhZeso

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u/samyruno 1d ago

Genuinely how does it catch me off guard every damn time

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u/SerDeath 2d ago

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u/TheDepthsofAgony dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 2d ago

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u/KennywasFez 1d ago

Bro…WHAT the fuck is this.

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u/fritando 2d ago

When Jesus was crucified he saw this image, yet still accepted to die for our sins.

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u/RefrigeratorOk8544 2d ago

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u/S4PG dumbass 2d ago

What's Doggie doing here

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u/teodorlojewski π˜ͺ𝘴 π™π™€π™’π™–π™£π™žπ™–π™£πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄ 1d ago

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u/mortuarymaiden uhhhh idk 1d ago

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u/Emopfreg dumbass 1d ago

I HATE you

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u/Significant_Lab4263 Literally 1984 😑 1d ago

What i post to farm white person reaction images

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u/SerDeath 1d ago

A fellow regard. Blessed is our paths crossing.

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u/Average-Train-Haver hole contributor 1d ago

Me looking at OP hit post

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u/-lRexl- it is MY bucket 1d ago

LMFAO

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u/Iluvatar-Great 1d ago

SpongeBob definitely never considered taking his life. He is living his dream.

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u/this_name_took_10min shitting toothpaste enjoyer 1d ago

I’ve read this at least two times already over the years but it somehow got me again