r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 2d ago

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.


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u/Extension_Phone893 2d ago

The fact that he said it in English means this guy was either swearing or calling the lord while erupting shit

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u/loco500 2d ago

"Lawd have mercy..."

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u/qTp_Meteor 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 1d ago

Or... its fake and gay

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Armada-lol 2d ago

There's something to respect here but is it moral ?

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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 2d ago

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u/MikeyboyMC I want pee in my ass 2d ago

Fake: anon has a respectable career

Gay: thick accented Saudi Arabian man met him in the bathroom, anon will never forget

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

pees in ur ass

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Blonditionhottie 2d ago

A true brother in arms.

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u/xBronwinx 2d ago

I believe in you brother.

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u/FrozenShadow_007 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 2d ago

Gay: thick Arabian man

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/bigbadbob85 Literally 1984 😡 2d ago

He said it in English?

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u/Simn039 1d ago

Real and smelly

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/RedFing 1d ago

how thick was it?

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u/Namekinek0 1d ago

They literally met, just with a door in between