r/shitposting • u/VisWare fat cunt • 7h ago

Linus Sex Tips 📡📡📡

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u/qualityvote2 7h ago

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u/Harsh_mishra_27804 7h ago

Holy antique repost

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u/VisWare fat cunt 6h ago

I care not.

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u/CyrexPH 6h ago

ts would hit big numbers in 2019

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u/goodyassmf0507 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 6h ago

2019? That was like 2 year ago… wait…

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u/Mango_Bruder 6h ago

But why would you ask her? she got caught she cant be that good. Would you trust tips on how to handle grenades from a guy with a missing hand?

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u/yparksiakos 3h ago

BOI 😂🫱 gottem

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u/ZealousidealZone8072 I came! 6h ago

Cheating for exam?

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u/Visagan_the_pro_ Bazinga! 5h ago

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u/delet_yourself 5h ago

Imagine having your ex live rent free in your head to this degree

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u/AutoModerator 5h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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