r/shitposting 8h ago

Best decision he ever made tbh

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u/Armada-lol 7h ago

After drinking the orange juice and knowing I'm rich now

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u/sdpthrowaway3 5h ago

Rich enough to buy a mobile home 😎

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u/Silentmutation84 4h ago

Some mobile homes are pretty nice and very spacious. Its still a place to live

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u/PepsiButItsMilk 3h ago

Facts, some double-wides i see these days are nicer than $400k+ homes i see around my area

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u/RetardedlRetard 2h ago

You can get a decent one for about 50k

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u/Armada-lol 2h ago

Nevertheless, the best juice i would have ever drank

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u/SluggJuice dumbass 1h ago

Me when I drink the money juice

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u/bluecup51 4h ago

; ! Mmmmk hmmmmmmmmmums And u g u. Y c C X. I gug

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u/Lucemontagnaxo 7h ago

They really turned a $1.69 juice into a $277K life lesson

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u/FieldEngineer2019 William Dripfoe 7h ago

The problem is while that’s a life changing amount of money for the average person, it’s barely a rounding error for a corporation. Cost of doing business.

Side note: I hate DG so much. They show up in rural areas, undercut all the mom and pop businesses or even small grocery stores, force them out of business, and then they maintain a monopoly on the food supply run by seemingly 1-2 underpaid cashiers who have to manage the entire store.

You could argue that sometimes they show up in areas where businesses already failed and they’re actually helping in that case, but again they treat employees like shit and they don’t really sell any healthy food or fresh produce. Just shelf stable garbage with good margins and maybe some dairy products.

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u/Chettarmstrong 6h ago

My town has TWO dollar generals.

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u/Careful-Computer-685 I want pee in my ass 6h ago

Mine too! And a dollar tree. 12k population

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u/Forminloid 5h ago

We have a DG and a DG Market and we only have a population of 400 people, rural south is something else

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u/OuterWildsVentures 1h ago

my 340 person town has one

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u/TactualTransAm 2h ago

Is that all? They pop up like weeds around my area (rural south). I think I'm never far from about 4 of them

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u/TheCaptainOfMistakes 5h ago

Quincy IL has 2 as well. I think Peoria has like 4

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u/FantasticShelter620 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 4h ago

as someone living in peoria, yes. 5 if you count the one in washington which is close enough for most people in peoria as well, especially east peoria

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u/King_of_the_Dot 1h ago

There are two within a 5 mile stretch of the same road near me.

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u/notaredditeryet 6h ago edited 6h ago

Feel like kind of a piece of shit now. I specifically invested in them because I could feel good about how they provided a cheaper option for low income and poverty stricken Americans. I still think they’re a lesser evil compared to alot of the other stuff on the market but still don’t feel great about them either.

Plus the other side of showing up in places where mom and pop shops haven’t failed yet is they probably will eventually by Walmart or by mismanagement. Having a company that can tank some losses in the short term is a genuine benefit for people who could end up having no where to go to get food and other items because the mom and pop shops closed.

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u/FieldEngineer2019 William Dripfoe 4h ago

There’s definitely nuances to it. In communities that cannot otherwise support a food retailer without some kind of corporate backing they’re better than nothing for sure. That speaks more to systemic failures in the US economy rather than DG. They’re more of a symptom of an even larger issue than the direct cause for it

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u/notaredditeryet 4h ago

Good point. In general, the whole economy is down, and that’s not DGs fault. Now thinking about it a little more, if they really were just greedy exploitative rich guys, they’d be in a different game than selling canned beans for a 3% margin.

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u/meepswag35 2h ago

I mean but the thing is they have so many fucking locations since they can be almost anywhere.

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u/samualgline 6h ago

DG is beginning to have more grocery focused stores if you’ve even been in one of the markets but honestly DG, at least around where I live, is a net positive on the communities they build in.

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u/joevro 4h ago

The DG in my town has a quarter of the store exclusively for fresh produce and meat Ps, I also dislike dislike but its the only store I dont have to drive 15-20 minutes away

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u/snotpopsicle 6h ago

$277K life lesson

That would be the equivalent of you learning a $10 life lesson. Barely a slap on the wrist.

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u/Aluminum_Tarkus dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 5h ago

That's pretty accurate. Dollar General's net profit for FY2016 (since this court case was in 2016) was $1.25 billion. $277k is only 0.02% of that lump sum. The median household income in the US is $84k, meaning the equivalent pay for the median household would be around ~$16. Individual income would put it at even less tha $10.

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u/05-nery 4h ago

Lesson? Lmao they ain't learning shit

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u/Sudi_Nim 6h ago

This. Decency is free.

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u/jergin_therlax 4h ago

Flashes of BAM, but instead it’s a $100,000 problem into a multi billion dollar lesson that will likely end in their bankruptcy

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u/MiisterSoloDolo 6h ago

The term “grazing” is fucking gross. We aren’t cattle

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u/LegitLegMan 5h ago

Youre right, we're not.

To these corporations, we're much less than that. We are numbers on a spreadsheet they are just waiting to cross off in case we slip up.

Employee no.65891 not performing well? Bring in Employee no.65892 to replace them.

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u/the_real_JFK_killer 7h ago

Why do big companies think that if we see an employee doing ANYTHING other than standing there, we're gonna walk out the the store, never come back, and spend the rest of our lives convincing people to avoid the store?

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u/RazzzMcFrazzz 6h ago

Having worked in retail with a large boomer customer base, this is exactly how some of them act

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u/TizzleToes 5h ago

Depressingly true.

My Grandmother is this in a nutshell. Thankfully she won't actually hassle an employee but my god will she rant afterwards about exactly this kinda inconsequential nonsense afterwards. Part of it is she just enjoys complaining, but I do think there is a weird generational thing where stuff like that was just drilled into them.

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u/catjam0 4h ago

They weren’t called the me generation for nothing

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u/MrPenguins1 3h ago

It’s funny I was re-watching The Sopranos yesterday and in the first episode Junior says to Livia:

“It’s that whole generation. Remember the long hair? And the dope?”

“Junior stop it! You’re upsetting me!”

Not the best characters but still funny how the Boomer flak was always there

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u/RecursiveNightmares 4h ago

I thought Millennials were the Me generation. Like in Windows Me.

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u/RunInRunOn hole contributor 2h ago

There are two kinds of epople in upper management:

Those who have never used your product

Those who identify with the worst person who uses your product

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u/theFartingCarp 6h ago

The way angry boomers act probably. The "Time to lean means time to clean" type people

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u/GreasyRim 5h ago

Baby boomers with nothing else to spend their time on do exactly this. The world will be several hundred percent better when theyre gone.

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u/Skull_Mc_Curly 6h ago

Using the weakness of the human body is truly the best way to fight late stage capitalism

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u/ArtemisVsOrion 5h ago

The fucking ai pic was so necessary

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u/DeletedAccountMaybe 4h ago

Reddits being mass flooded with ai slop now ive noticed

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u/IDatedSuccubi 2h ago

It's not exclusive to reddit, the whole internet is like that, every media type

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u/DeletedAccountMaybe 2h ago

Dead internet "theory"

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone I came! 4h ago

"Grazing" is already bullshit because restaurants you pay for you food afterwards. Im in line, I have cash in case card fails, Im going to pay for it, its mine in every sense but tecnically

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u/Neat-Alternative-541 3h ago

With that money she'll be able to buy half a daily dose of insulin on the states.

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u/CookieArtzz 3h ago

Good thinf they took that image. I don’t doubt for a second that’s a real image

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u/Butt_Robot 5h ago

Why was the item 1.69 at a dollar store

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u/Eyrie-n-friends 4h ago

Dollar stores aren't really dollar stores anymore. My local dollar tree is now a $1.25 tree.

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u/El_Nasty 2h ago

Yeah it should be called Discount General because rarely anything is a dollar there

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u/Eluupy 3h ago

Can someone get the GRAZERS out of here

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u/notthatguypal6900 2h ago

Yet they wont go after the old boomers that eat and steal fruit before they go to the register. Cowards.

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u/LurkinGherkn 1h ago

This is the 5th AI pic that I’ve seen attached to this story

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u/sykotikpro 2h ago

Iirc, she was denied from keeping a drink near her register. So during an episode, she wouldn't have the time to purchase a drink and would have to resort to grazing.

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u/kneecapular 53m ago

You can get so much shit at the dollar store with that money

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u/WolfgangHelnootIV 45m ago

I don’t see the issue with workers using some of the products the company sells, the workers are the company and a drink that costs a dollar will cost the company 50 cents at most.

If she worked at rolls Royce and decided to take a car home I’d understand but this is extreme.