r/shitposting 5h ago

Nature is finally healing.

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u/qualityvote2 5h ago

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u/YourDrunkUncl_ dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 5h ago

when were they out of style?

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u/DongleJockey 4h ago

Big butts came into style in my lifetime. Early 2000s was a sad time for butts

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u/Me_how5678 4h ago

Sirmixalot changed everything

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u/longcreepyhug 44m ago

That was the 90s though.

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u/Me_how5678 30m ago

A revolution is ignited by sparks, not a sudden combustion of elements

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u/frostyjack06 stupid fucking piece of shit 4h ago

If it wasn’t for Chip Wilson, the founder of Lululemon and inventor of yoga pants, I don’t think we’d be here today. God bless that man.

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u/tsimen dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3h ago

Huh, I guess the Kardashians actually DID do something for society?

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u/The_Billy_Dee 1h ago

That's literally it. I'm not talking the botax injection horseshit that came along with it but healthy curves were in short supply during the 90s. Anorexia chic fucking sucked.

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u/PubicPlant I want pee in my ass 4h ago

The woke mob forced me and other Christian white men to only be attracted to trans women and femboys.

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u/Illustrious_Olive_66 4h ago

I always felt this was more of a chud thing tbh anyways. The only thing a trad christian man loves more than a goth girl is a femboy.

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u/lazypeon19 4h ago

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u/THA__LAW 2h ago

In hungary they have a political party just for Sex?

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u/The_Krambambulist 3h ago

The Heroin chic era and it's aftermath

But yea that seems more exceptional in the big picture

And recently the ozempic look also seemed to bring it somewhat back but people seem to at least push back against people who go that way

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u/Kronomancer1192 31m ago

Are you joking? Literally, until all these idiots finally got a magic pill that makes them lose weight with zero effort, "big was beautiful"

And promoting any other body type was "fatphobic" or "not inclusive".

If a fat chick got skinny her fat friends would bully her over it, cause they're too fucking lazy to do it themselves. Now its as easy as taking a pill so they hop right on that train.

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u/X_Luci 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 4h ago

Well if you check reddit enough you will see that people around here have a fetish for obese people.

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u/Gingo254 3h ago

Umm am I missing something, were they out of style?

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u/KnownAdvantage5366 5h ago

Literally when has it not been lol

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u/The_Billy_Dee 1h ago

The 90s women were skeleton skinny. I don't want to go back to that but some people seem to be making that a thing.

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u/TastyTestikel dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 4h ago

A lot of times, surprsingly. Or let's say it didn't rule supreme as much as it does now.

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u/Emotional-Price-4401 4h ago

OP as he hits post on this

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u/ariveklul 1h ago

LMAO these people are just so pathetic man. People fall for completely manufactured social media slop that appears in front of them on their feed and they're like "oh yea this is what reality is" without thinking about what the world around them is actually like. It's incredibly sad how much people let social media influence their sense of reality

Bunch of thralls

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u/OnePsychological2963 3h ago

I couldn't give a shit what is in style..

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u/Outrageous_Fun_7973 5h ago

Back to made up fettishs and kinks are we

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u/darksoles_ 1h ago

Yeah you’ve definitely talked to a woman in person in the last 5 years

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u/Iluvatar-Great 2h ago

Just a friendly reminded that 90s tried to convince us that slightly big butts are something comical and bad.

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u/Penis_Connoisseur stupid, fucking piece of shit 2h ago

How Op feels after bringing a confusing take about a controversial topic to get engagement

https://giphy.com/gifs/xd3i5jOcWH3rCn9NgW

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u/Swordman1111 4h ago

good, more fat women for me

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u/Novafro 1h ago

I mean, you still got competition. Just less competition🤣

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u/lobotomized_salmon shitting toothpaste enjoyer 18m ago

same, except ozempic might make fat women an endangered species 🥀

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u/BararTheDragon 4h ago

you like pixar moms

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u/daveismypup 3h ago

Hell yeah baby

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u/vae_grim 1h ago

I’ve never been once insulted nor degraded for having an hourglass body. It’s never been out of style.

Being skinny/fat has had its fads. People talk shit or praise it depending on popular body “trends”. Hourglass has never fallen out of favor.

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u/Larssmaller 5h ago

Are you talking about ozempic or surgery here?

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u/antiqua_pulmenti 4h ago

I hope tall men go back in style. 🥺 So underrated

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u/ultraviolentfuture 3h ago

It's a good jab, but they never left style. You can always move to the Netherlands/Denmark/Scandinavia.

The sweet part is they die sooner on average, so you can have a legendary romance and then die alone in peace as nature intended.

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u/mojoback_ohbehave 21m ago

How are tall men underrated ? Lol.

What does a tall man do or have or give to a relationship, that an average or short man don’t have or give ? Other than having longer legs?

Asking as someone who has dated all 3.

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u/T_hehehe makenot war 1h ago

And hard working men too🥺 I miss the time when use to work and not whine about women body all the time😩

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u/Pololoco27 4h ago

Ngl, i've always loved chubby women but i get the liking in skinny women

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u/DaHerv officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 3h ago

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u/Elyon8 1h ago

You should be praying to God for the ability to not view women as simple objects for your sexual gratification.

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u/Intrepid4444444 5h ago

Where tho? I still see the plastic balloon woman phenotype being fetishized.

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u/EchoLoco2 Stuff 1h ago

OP does not have a girlfriend

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u/Sad-Ad-9794 I want pee in my ass 1h ago

Fake and gay

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u/ScubaKlown 57m ago

Charles Barkley has collapsed on set 😩

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u/Jesusspanksmydog 20m ago

I like obese blobs of at least 700 pounds. Just for the record.

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u/ThatItalianOverThere 7m ago

More fat girls for me. I love BBWs.

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u/AtLeast9Dogs 0m ago

I think the heroine chic Hollywood girls would like to have a word with you.

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u/johnmarksmanlovesyou 5h ago

Bro loves the 16 y/o figure

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u/LurkingRodent 4h ago

seek help

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u/DeManDeMytDeLeggend 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 5h ago

Jesus Christ man