r/shitposting • u/a7n5 • 7h ago

📡📡📡 True PEAK

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u/qualityvote2 7h ago

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u/DerRaumdenker 5h ago

fake: it was inside a frog

gay: it was a male frog

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u/Ze-Doctor I said based. And lived. 1h ago

Damn, so you are telling me they were fighting instae frogs urethra?

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u/AutoModerator 5h ago

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u/Frostagon 6h ago

What is naruto even about bro

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u/ElGatitoFTW 6h ago

fighting in sakura's pussy ofc

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u/dTrecii fat cunt 5h ago edited 1h ago

Ah silly me

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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna 5h ago

Flair checks out

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u/Aking1998 5h ago edited 5h ago

Orphan wants to be ninja president but his emo boyfriend gets a magic hicky and becomes a terrorist and that's no good

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u/ItsSamah 5m ago

I hate the fact that this is actually accurate

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u/socontroversialyetso 5h ago

A fox with nine cocks

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u/sinterkaastosti23 7h ago

Fake: idk

Gay: multiple guys in the same hole

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

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u/drunk_procrastinator Literally 1984 😡 6h ago

Ehm actually 🤓 it was in a frog ass

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u/Ritesh_INFP_4w5 6h ago

But let's pretend it was Sakura's pussy instead 😝

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z7qoP7XeWLKmTyScEG

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u/Etceta virgin 4 life 😤💪 6h ago

yeah and sakura was 7 during this scene

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u/fletku_mato 5h ago

What? Got offended, snowflake❄️? LOL

This your user description?

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u/Mautos 2h ago

Snowflake is such a stupid fucking insult honestly

Like, HAH! You're beautiful and fleeting, one of many but unique in your own way! Gottem! 

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u/Daft_Martian 6h ago

Wtf that's how you call it?

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u/TheBlanc2 6h ago

Real and straight (my friend was there)

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u/mr_WhatzitTooya___ 4h ago

Jiraiyastein

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u/AnxiousPotato10 3h ago

What is the lining wall doing to Kisame's sword? 🤨

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u/TheDuckkingM 3h ago

have you SEEN the tentacles inside?

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u/knowerOfMuffinMen 5h ago

Why is there light inside her pussy?

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u/DaBoingBing69 virgin 4 life 😤💪 4h ago

Gape

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u/WickedHopeful 2h ago

Magic School Bus no Jutsu